I sent the following open letter to Dfg to be posted in New of the Forum and messaged to all members because Hellish is having some technical problems setting up my account and the new administrator. Anyway, I'm posting it here so everybody online now can get a sneak peak at some of the changes you'll soon be seeing around here! Enjoy!
Dear totse.info users, friends old and new alike!
Welcome! We are entering an exciting transition phase here on
www.totse.info, or
The Temple!
Because of a landslide election nearly six months ago, I am by popular demand and undeniable mandate replacing the unpopular, undemocratic, and brutally suppressive of free speech
Dfg as the administrator of this forum! This will bring several exciting changes:
- Firstly, and most importantly, universal suffrage to ALL totseans! that means no more favouritism to inept and openly rulebreaking moderators like TheDarkRodent, concessions given exclusively to those who defended the bizarre death cult known as Islam which was attempting to seize control of these forums.
- Secondly, an end to terrorism! Under me and vice-admins Habaner0 and Fanglekai, terrorists will be TAKEN DOWN before they can strike.
- Third of all, the temple is going to have to accept certain realities. The world is a TUFF place, and if you wanna make it you better be a tuff gui or cry trying. Users making untuff posts will be warned and then given progressively longer bans until finally they are given a permanent ban when they show no intention of ever changing. Users making antituff posts will be permanently banned without warning, such behavior is unacceptable.
- We do have four simple and tolerable restrictions on purely free speech outside of the arena of tuffness. They are as follows:
-Discussions of Halal fool must take place outside of public view unless given moderator's approval to be posted in Oral Indulgences. Similarly, discussion of Nasheeds is prohibited in ...And Rock and Roll. As the Qu'ran is a political book that orders members of an ethnic group to conquer, subjugate, and destroy others, excerpts may be posted for study in Politics Left Right and Center ONLY. Recruitment into United States Government federally proscribed terrorist organizations under the cover of proselytising will result in a swift IP ban. Provided aid, support, or glamorizing these groups may also result in warnings/bans depending on Administrative discretion. If things get really serious, Navy Special Warfare Development Group may soon be paying you an unannounced visit in their stealth Black Hawks. Be advised, and keep your jihads to yourself.
-The Ke$ha/Taylor Swift/Katy Perry wars were unnecessary and harmful to community spirit and morale, and to avoid them in the future insulting any female popstar with the exceptions of Avril Lavigne and Justin Beiber will result in a warning. Continued incidents will lead to 24 hour temporary posting bans and membership in the "mite" usergroup to prevent Balkanization (when the Europeans who had abandoned their fellow Europeans to join Moslem Ottoman Turks and began committing horrid atrocities upon them) of these forums.
-The Phrase "Allahu Ackbar" will result in a permanent ban IP ban of the user without warning or exception.
-By request of user NaziMick, who is himself an Ashkenazi Jew who lost relatives in the brutal and depraved crime against humanity known as the Holocaust, the administration has decided to recognize the real and uniquely hurtful power of anti-Semitic words, phrases and memes. Intentional use of any of these can lead to a warning or temporary ban according to Moderator's discretion. Continued use will lead to a temporary ban and a totse.info provided VIP membership to stormfront, as well as a Mossad/El Al all expenses paid tour of the scenic state of Israel.
Furthermore, we are going to be reviewing administration decisions taken while totse.info was occupied by backwards and barbaric Saracens practicing Sharia law and turning it into their own personal Sheikhdom, and taking action as we see fit. DirtySanchez will be unbanned.
Well, we here hope you'll stick around and enjoy our friendly, terrorist free chat!
Warmest of Regards from FATTY_MCFUCKFACE, Administrator, and his newly appointed staff:
habaner0-Global Mod
dirtysanchez-Global Mod
fanglekai-Global Mod
mooseknuckle-Global Mod
box-...And Rock n Roll mod
CulinaryOverlord-
TheDarkRodent, Dfg-Not In My Forum mods, both on administrative probation for untuff comments and actions. Dfg for advocating the spread of Sharia and the rule of the Ulema, TheDarkRodent for being a spineless asskiss who fellated his way up the saracen totem pole, then jammed the whole thing in his mouth until it hit the back of his throat AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GAG:eek:
Mayberry-Mite
DaGuru-Mite
-SpectraL-Mite
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Thank you for your cooperation during this exciting transitional phase!
I appreciate the vote of confidence and I look forward to working with you to allow The Temple to reach it's true potential, unimpeded by primitive, hateful, and barbaric ideologies.
A place where information can be exchanged without needing the approval of the local Ulema
A place where people can truly be free. :thumbsup:
as associate in Tuffness I should be above global mod
I'd make you a coadministrator, but this is a democracy, that's how I gained power. To do otherwise would be to implement some sort of archaic rule of law better suited for a tribe of barbaric pillaging warlords in 7th century Arabia. This is something that can and will no longer be tolerated here. Feel free to call a vote, I came from nothing at look at me now! Today, totse.info truly is the land of the free, and living up to her promises. Today I am proud to be a totsean, because the will of the people has been done.
Let's have a look at the Half Baked description. We all know that a woman can't keep a conversation going anywhere interesting or even general for fucking shit, they constantly ask stupid questions and post stupid shit; and hell fucking yes they flame, bitch and moan more than anyone else.
Therefore, I suggest we have global moderators or appoint moderators to move their already existing shit into half baked, spot females (through their own admission, pictures etc.) and restrict them solely to posting in bat country, to keep the morale and energy of the rest of the site positive, clean and more intelligent.
They should also be restricted to 5 posts a day at the most, just so they're not destracted from their duties and get dinner burnt.
We must not let feminization and pussy chasing cloud the standards of tuffness.
Show tits.
First of all, I'd like to make something clear:
[*]Moslem users on totse.info will have the same rights as ALL other users, FULL STOP.
What's done is done. Past is past, and exacting revenge on those who treated us, the TRUE majority of totse.info who supported free speech and TUFFTALK but are thoroughly disgusted with terrorists, like a herd of pigs. But this is the Internet. We can't hang them as we did with brutal dictators such as Saddam Hussein and war criminals like at Nuremberg, much as we'd like to see the last bit of worthless life choked from their bodies by a righteous hangman's noose, or as much as we'd like to hear the crack of the rifles firing in unison as the Firing Squad CO gives the order. I think I speak for the majority of the nonmoslem userbase when I say I would love to feel the fresh breeze of the guillotine as it gives Dfg and TDR a taste of the medicine their savage kind have given to so many, a public beheading for the world's enjoyment. Perhaps in their final seconds they would understand the sheer tower of showing up to work in your office building as you do every other Tuesday, and suddenly hearing a plane slam into your office. The final seconds before one's execution surely must resemble seeing an enormous flaming ball of a Kerosene based jet fuel, which you on some level understand will give you the most horrific pain of your life, only to mercifully end when the Boeing 767 being piloted by an member of a death cult trying to get 72 virgins, loaded with innocent men, women, and children, who were just trying to get from point A to point B, slams into and destroys every bone and organ in your body. This would be TRUE justice
never forget
But we must move on, we must grow, and we must be the bigger men in this dispute. Rather than ban them, we will show them why their brutality, stupidity, and brown nosing is a system which utterly pales in comparison with a true democracy. As FULLY PRIVELEGED USERS OF TOTSE.INFO, they will be allowed to post regarding anything any other totse member would be allowed to post about, and disallowed from posting about the same subjects as any other totse user. In light of this fact, the current Totse administration and moderation team fully rejects the argument that restrictions against the discussion of Halal foods and Nasheeds are targeted discrimination against our Moslem userbase. This claim is patently absurd. The new totse.info will strive to be egalitarian and open, even against those who have oppressed, harmed, and hurt us so many times over the past few months, and on that fateful morning in September.
Another important update:
Posts containing Qu'ran verses MUST be Privately Messaged to a Moderator or Administrator for approval before posting. This is to prevent the potential radicalization of innocent and naive youths, as well as the mentally ill. We here at totse.info know that our children are our future, and, unlike Hamas, we have no desire to strap bombs to them and force them to blow themselves up in night clubs in Jerusalem.
FINALLY:
Any users with a desire to do so may report posts for no reason at their leisure. This rule is in effect until further notice.
Have fun, and tell your friends the opression is over and TRUE FREEDOM has come to www.totse.info at last!
Please post suggestions as a poll in the Help and Suggestions forum. If they are supported by the users, they will be set in motion! No more Sharia style vote counts where the winner is decided upon the whim of the Caliph!
I like you, but we're gonna have to fite if u want my title home slice :mad:
As collaborators who aided in the near destruction of this website under Dfg, you are lucky the Administrative Council hasn't decided to ban you permanently.
Sure, we can screen it for all your buddies in Golani Brigade
Glad you're enjoying the new and improved totse, here's hoping you change your attitude and start helping improve the place for your fellow users!
oic how dis is
DEATH TO AMERICA!
The only thing they cut off you as a baby was your foreskin, Rabbi.
Shalom.
Lay down with the Moslems, wake up with the TATP residue and shrapnel peppering your body.
What is mite may i might ask?
Essentially, yes. And what kind of mod/administrator of &T makes real life fuckery and raiding verboten? It's an integral part of who we are.
:thumbsup::thumbsup:
so fucking true
Mutha. Fuckin. This. :thumbsup:
Seems to me .....most/all of this lies right back to Dfg's feet. He IS reaping what he has sown.....and with his intimate interest in this kind of stupidity, Dfg will never eclipse the kidiotic irrelevancy he continues to nurture with such eagerness.
Notice this is NOT HB...instead SG, which is yet another commentary about how "sincere" the management is in some of these sections. CLEARLY all of this fairy tale nonsense is a "game thread" of sorts....and has no business being anywhere but HB or even preferrably NiMF.
In regard to who I DO condone banning forever with no remorse, yes Fatty would be one of them considering he has NEVER contributed anything worthy on these boards. Seriously Boozer, give me a rough estimate ratio of the decent posts he's put up compared to the kidiocy and knuckle dragging tripe. 100:1??? 1000:1? Is there ANYTHING at all he's ever posted that was thought provoking or worth wasting the time of your life to read?
And as far as I'm concerned (and I've been saying it ever since I started posting on the original Totse)....HB is a contradiction to the essence of the real Totse........ because NO, slobber and idiocy isn't "communicating information" with others with any respectable sense. Instead its just acting the fool in a chatroom-lite type environment with equally socially stunted fuck-ups.
Let's not forget the history/legacy of HB either. It was yet again more lazy man's adminning/moderating.....not doing the hard job of maintaining the boards with any sense of relevancy. It was a cop-out by moronic leaders(?) that couldn't get their own beaks out of an IRC channel or the forum dramas and politics that their lackluster leadership had sired......so you literally had the blind leading the blind creating and eventually ENCOURAGING HB bullshit like tripe. :thumbsdown:
How about we actually name it Rid All Weird Retards? Then the acronym could be RAWR....an appropriate exclamation coming out of the old Totse-esque cat thingy logo.
^^^^^^^^
The above IS an example of how one can still be somewhat silly and funny in the middle of lively discourse, but not be a slobbering and derailing chimpanzee in the process. :cool:
Signs the petition. No doubt about that one.
Want to know how a so-called free speech forum should be run? Take a look at a place like StumbleInn. There's no stimulating debate here on the whole, just the odd good post with nothing but unbacked and ad-hominem attacks against the poster, rather than the points.
Free speech needs to go away, just like any concept of egalitarianism or "equality" needs to go the way of the dinosaur. Let's put it this way, the guidelines would be put strictly down and clear, if the person didn't like them then they could get the fuck out. "Free speech" is an excuse for people to act like whining bitches and retards, no solid collective at all. A failure from the get go.
Chill out, we have this argument every month.
Actually compared to others we're quite stable, OP is a troll and you're getting trolled badly.
While Rome burns, Nero continues to fiddle.....and just laughs like a maniac the whole time.
Dfg, do you EVER get tired of just brushing aside people's takes with such simplistic bullshit. ANY TIME someone brings up an issue you aren't comfortable with (or refuse to handle) you come up with these demeaning little phrases. "Chill out", "Don't be so serious", "Its just for lulz", "its just the internet" "They were only trolling", "the internet isn't that important"....etc. ad nauseum.....as if its all everyone else's fault why people want some semblance of a sincere website and are sick to death of the bullshit and stupidity, and they are the "bad" guys.
Ya know, at this point I almost agree with Fatty and his stupid little campaign. I'm beginning to believe he really WOULD make a better admin than you, because watching you play this game day after day after day is really getting tiresome.
I also think if you continue down the path you are going, within a couple of months you'll be an even more despised and laughed at admin then the Zoklet regime. Zok and his lackeys are at least known cowards that hardly ever stick their noses out, and despite the fact most of their tripe off their keyboards are lies, halftruths, or history rewrites..... the frequency of their posts doesn't "insult" the userbase as often as you do.
Whereas you....you....you just play this game EVERY fuckin day around here. You are becoming more and more disingenuous and insincere with every post you put up. Publicly you SAY......"I want a website that does XYZ"....but then your ACTIONS are in reality building a place dedicated to ABC.
Maybe at this point you should just follow Zok's lead, and any time you want to post about soemthing (board related or otherwise) you post about it under a sock account. Because at this stage of things you are only making yourself look more like an obnoxious and failed hypocrite with every post you put up. Your priorities are so fucked up and backwards....and the end result of your efforts(?) is you are going to be lord over an entire board made up of spastic kidiots like Fatty. :thumbsdown: