and the amount of weird shit people throw out is vast. The strangest is by far the Chinese Students. Last year I found a HP Mediacentre Laptop and flogged it to a Black dude for £200 - even though I told him the screen was busted. Whatever, I was £200 better off
I also just found 2 DS games, £11, a LOAD of ID cards, books, food and meds sitting in a bad next to the bin. Oh, and an electronic translator from English to Chinese.
Another strange collection were diaries and notes or address books that were thrown out. Unfortunately I only read a few pages due to the pissing rain here - but a few of the people, mostly females, were seen as
the Socialite of Campus. One skim of these writings and that was all blown to shit. Very insecure people. Wish I took some photos. Might go back round tonight and see if there's any scavengable ones. I felt like someone in post-Apocalyptia.
I also found these, if anyone could shed any light. Mayberry, I'm looking at you. Fuck resizing them as the sqiggly text is hard enough to read anyway.
They were the Chinese ones that I couldn't deduce with my reading skillz, but any information would be good. gonna flog the other stuff at a Car Boot sale. I need money.
Foreign Students. The bane of your academic life - until the day they leave.
Also spoke to Security and they got a few printers and designer clothes. Fucking mad.
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My Chinese isn't that good but the first few pills are for penis enlargement, the others are for tea and one might be a condom. Avoid using them.
Please have mercy :sad:
I've yet to meet one that can do both.
They only exist in the faraway land called China.
You will be surprised at what they leave behind because of luggage weight I wouldn't break into rooms or whatever, but if it's in the bins - then fair game.
As for Chinks, they can't drink. Well, most can't. They go all red and giggly. Pretty funny.
That took me forever to write. So did that.
And that.
And this.
That took me forever to write. So did that.
And that.
And this.
PS. The Cleaners came round and after waking me up on Thursday morning with "Ooh is someone still in that room? Let's see...oh no, maybe not..he might be asleep" (I was under my duvet with a beast of a morning glory) and they left, but locked all the rooms. Still, the sex was memorable. Woke up with a right "helmet hangover".