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Man Continuously Updates His Facebook During 16-Hour Standoff With The Police

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I guess some morons take failbook way to seriously. :facepalm:
Jason Valdez held a woman hostage for 16 hours in a hotel room in Utah and basically live-blogged the entire thing on Facebook. Here are his updates. This whole thing is totally crazy, especially the comments from his family/relatives throughout the whole thing.

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  • CaptainFalconCaptainFalcon Regular
    edited June 2011
    I wouldn't even bang his bitch with a shotgun.
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited June 2011
    Fucking niggers :facepalm:
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited June 2011
    Why the fuck do people write words with fucked up spellings on purpose?

    That shit takes longer than just writing the regular fucking word! :mad:

    EDIT: And he didn't even shoot any police :facepalm:
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  • LethargicaLethargica Regular
    edited June 2011
    This is so stupid...he expects a fight from the cops..and nothing happens because he's such a puss:

    And then the SWAT team busts in. Jason shoots himself in the chest. He's alive, but still in the hospital.

    "awwww shyt they bustin in...lemme grab mah gun.. bust a nigga"

    *Swat Team closes in*

    "FuK DaT aWe ShYt i BuSt MaHsElf"
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited June 2011
    cops should of shot his ass take his retarded genes out of the pool.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    yeah thats one whore i would not fuck!
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  • CaptainFalconCaptainFalcon Regular
    edited June 2011
    blindbat wrote: »
    cops should of shot his ass take his retarded genes out of the pool.

    You should of killed yourself to keep your shittacular grammar off the web.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2011
    Wonder what his update would have been if he was shot? Lol. Also I'd have deleted him. Don't want to be traced and it would have done my head in.
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited June 2011
    CaptainFalcon wrote: »
    You should of killed yourself to keep your shittacular grammar off the web.

    who gives a shit? except you retard :facepalm: get your shitty fail out of here and go back to cocklet and suck on the Admin and Mods cocks.
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  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited June 2011
    Fucking mexicans...
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