I don't shave, I hardly bother with my beard. Since it grows fucking fast, I can't keep it trimmed. Yesterday it was EID here and I decided to get cleaned up once. I planned to go out with Raven and record something for you guys but it turns out the whole city was just a train wreck. Plus Raven was busy sucking up to an Indian employer (who paid well). I went out and then came back being more miserable than EVER. I am going to try going out again but this time I am going to hit some Cafe that I just stumbled into last night.
When I had this inspiration for shaving I had two razors. I use them to clean my bush hairs (I am referring to the type of razors) and they're mostly used by girls for shaving legs. Thinking of what I said to Raven yesterday ( I told him there isn't any difference between a standard dude razor and girly girl razor) I decided to test the story.
I picked two new razors and got the shaving gel. Unfortunately, I didn't trim my beard. It was almost an inch long but I thought just maybe it might work. It will be a hard thing to work with but I am sure if I kept at it, it would work. So, here I am standing butt naked (Oh, my awesome but hmmmmmm GAY) staring myself in the mirror with a green Schick Razor and I am thinking where do I start. I thought it would be best to outline the limits. After carefully marking the starting points (It didn't really work well because after one cut my razor was full of hard fucking beard hair). I started rubbing my temples and chin. After ten minutes of wiping here and there, the razor looked like shit.
I could sense that it wouldn't last long and it didn't. After finishing with one side, I couldn't use the razor more. I got the next one out and did the same thing. After three or four rounds of trying to remove all the hair, I gave up. Right now, I have this:
Next time, I am going to trim that fucker and do the razor and use a real fucking one.
EDIT: added the picture.