So recently my ex and I have been going at it hard and often. The sex is 1000 times better then it originally was in our relationship becuase in the end we really dont give a fuck about each other but really just want to fuck and get off.
So here's what Ive learned about ex sex.
- NO emotions (no hugs when she leaves, comes in fuck, and go)
- Cuddling is for relationships, you're just fucking
- Get off, this is the point her getting off just means she'll come back
- Do not mention the relationship
- Do no mention other partners
- FUCK hard, do what you want, try new stuff
Feel free to contribute to this list.
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Actually, try to avoid touching her at all. Wear a full-body latex suit (lubricated (and maybe ribbed (for her pleasure))).
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No really I only did it once but the sex was way way better after we were broken up.
For the ex of Sir Rolf cheated on Sir Rolf with a friend of Sir Rolf, but Sir Rolf accepted it and after a jolly old sword duel with said replacement of Rolf, Rolf acted to be the friend of them. Sir Rolf noted that half a year later, they were in a happy relationship, so this was the time of Sir Rolf to strike.
Sir Rolf proceeded to sex Rolf's ex, causing said happy relationship to drown to the depths, as if it was pulled by mighty leviathan itself! Of course, said old friend of Rolf tried to once again jolly old sword fight with Rolf, but Rolf's brilliance in the arts of gentlemanly warfare led to the victory of Rolf, that and Rolf's years of practicing in those non-eastern arts of Sir Marshall.
But AYE! Sir Rolf occasionally sexes said ex, or Rolf did, until Capt'n Rolf was once again dating, now Sir Rolf doesn't, for Sir Rolf is an honourable and gallant pirate, savvy?
A little crazy that you went that far but I LOLed none the less at said story.
Rolf states one should not forgive and forget the atrocities caused against oneself, for one must respect oneself enough to hurt other people, for this is the way of the world, according to the forever correct Rolf. Hurt not the friends or lovers of Rolf, or Rolf Rolfself, for Rolf's blade is sharp and feeds on the blood of injustice!
I've put up with that kind of thing before and wasn't about to again. So I said... no thanks, sorry we couldn't work out. Met another girl 3 days later who I started dating. Ex finds out, calls me, cries to me, asks for me back, says she made a mistake. Soooo I went back to her... for now. We had sex. It was great.
I got Greyfox on here. He's registered under ArmsMerchant.