LOL, you should have thought about that a little before now.
I remember the Vicar telling me that if I wanted to go to the pub before I got married, it was cool if I got married pissed, but for me to drink spirits instead of beers so I would be less likely to need a piss during the ceremony.
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I remember the Vicar telling me that if I wanted to go to the pub before I got married, it was cool if I got married pissed, but for me to drink spirits instead of beers so I would be less likely to need a piss during the ceremony.
Edit: Hope it all goes to plan.
Also, the first time you guys have marital sex, cry afterwards. That'll surely fuck with her mind.
You plan on getting married more than once? [*EDIT* disregard I failed hooked on phonics] I smell pre-maritial sex with other non-significants lol.
Music for the after party.
Ya dig bro?