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Robbing a Bookmaker's

0000000000 Regular
edited December 2011 in Man Cave
Pretty simple. I'm a complete novice and want to "step up my game".
How would i go about robbing a bookies? I hope to not get caught.

Also, how much money/jailtime should i expect?
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited November 2011
    You should expect to get shot by the bookies muscle.
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  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited November 2011
    Or beaten to death in an alley
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited November 2011
    If you're a complete novice, I don't think robbing a bookmakers is a good start in your crime career - do you? How about going for easier targets to begin with, getting more confidence and more of an understanding how to pull off these things. Then move up to the bookies.
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  • MEATMEAT Acolyte
    edited November 2011
    00000 wrote: »
    Pretty simple. I'm a complete novice and want to "step up my game".
    How would i go about robbing a bookies? I hope to not get caught.

    Also, how much money/jailtime should i expect?

    What's a Bookmaker's?
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  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited November 2011
    MEAT wrote: »
    What's a Bookmaker's?

    Betting shop.
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  • juggjugg Regular
    edited November 2011
    Jail would be your last worry. They will find you, and make you wish the cops did.
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  • TheWitchDoctorTheWitchDoctor Regular
    edited November 2011
    You'd probably have better luck robbing a head shop that sells spice. I went into a ghetto one before closing time and the dude was counting the money at the counter, big stacks of 20's, 10's, and 5's.
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  • 0000000000 Regular
    edited November 2011
    OK, i have acquired something that looks VERY convincingly like a sawn off...
    Anyone gunna give me any tips?
    I'm not a crime novice, just never robbed a shop at gunpoint.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited November 2011
    Your type of juvenile bullshit is not what we are looking for on this board.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited November 2011
    oh lord. you mean actually robbing a store, not just scamming him. GTFO.
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  • IllAdvisedIllAdvised Acolyte
    edited November 2011
    00000 wrote: »
    OK, i have acquired something that looks VERY convincingly like a sawn off...
    FNSNIP7FHC3ACF5.MEDIUM.jpg

    I'll bet you've just spray painted one of these black
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited November 2011
    ^That is probably closer to the truth than anyone of us realize.
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  • fagfag Regular
    edited November 2011
    If you're seriously thinking about this..Chances are they have a discreet courier that moves the cash at relatively predictable times. Chances also that the courier is armed, and has armed escort(s)(as in security guys, not prostitutes). One would have to disable the vehicle, incapacitate the occupants, and extract the loot. Perhaps plant a nitrous oxide canister on the vehicle which can be remotely activated. They would become nullfied by euphoria and narcotic apathy, and eventually lose consciousness, which is your cue to grab the cash, nitrous canister, any guns they have, and split. If any injury befell them, the gas would be long dissipated by the time any investigators arrived.
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  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited November 2011
    this has been the best bad idea to come out of here in awhile. this would never work. stick to beating up drug dealers and stealing there money. robbing a bookie is a good way of getting yourself killed
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  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited December 2011
    TheDarkRodent wrote: »
    Your type of juvenile bullshit is not what we are looking for on this board.

    This...
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