So everyone has this idea of a Curriculum Vitae, laying out all your qualifications and experiences over life but I was wondering if anyone has had any luck with more exotic designs or a different way than just black text on a white page. I have no problem putting in my experiences and qualifications (including funky language to maybe bulk it out if need be).
Anyone been in this situation? It's easy enough, but I was thinking of giving it that extra flair. Google has been soemthing of a help with people who make ridiculously colourful and outrageous CVs, but just thought I could start a healthy discussion on ToTSEans' experiences with these little job-getters.
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Yeah, writing that stoned. I think I got 6 sides of A4 done. Oh those were the days.
It includes
And loads of other stuff too! I'd go around, collect your certificates and put them in a box so you know where they are for future reference.
A) Looking for
Wanted to hear.
Team player.
Good with computers
Can think outside of the box.
Can lead if required.
All pretty much true .
I've got a few legit things I put in it as I have work experience as well as volunteering, but I don't think "European contraband smuggler" and "being able to drunkenly navigate a moped across European borders" is a legit qualification.
Although I'm pretty damn good at it. Plus that's a damn extensive list of links there, GoingNowhere. ClickClickClick.
Highly versatile, team player, capable of socializing with different nationalities, extensive experience in online websphere, worked on social media projects, currently working on various Internet portals, well versed in Internet Terminology and creative content.
Can help with Internet marketing campaigns, currently workinf with soon to be launched Pakistani Magazine as an adviser and writer.
I mean bro sky is the limit.
LibreOffice - Use a presentation instead of a .doc, etc. (Sorry! I'm a dedicated Linux user) or a MS word piece of shit alternative. Make that limp dick stand out. .doc etc is so yestercentry. If you are really serious. Target the company you'd like to work for and buy the url that represent the business you're targeting. Sure you may not buy their "url" but aim for the owners name if you have to. You can go a step further and buy a google ad to represent your url. Just a drunken thought ya'll ....
He got two interviews
Like for instance I applied for a Job at McDonalds. before that i worked as a broom boy in a work shop. On my CV I didn't write.
Joe blogs workshop: broom boy
NO.... just no
I didnt lie, I pointed out what skills was involded in this job, outlined my responsilbilties. I explained to them why I was the guy for that job and how these skill will transfer to their business.
Like I didnt say I swept floors. this makes me a skillfull sweeper.
No.
Now remember how I said dont say your a responsible guy etc. That was incorrect, there is a way to say it slip it in there dont just state it.
I was RESPONSIBLE for employing correct safety strategy's cleaning up hazardous spills on floors. This was important because oil is slippery and people can fall and injure themselves. I had to effectively remove waste in an environmentally friendly manner.
This isnt a very good example, but It gives you an idea of the way you should write these things. You may have noticed I threw in lots of jargon too, this makes you sound smart, but its not a good idea to get to carried away or you might make your future boss feel stupid or he/she may get board of reading your CV because they don't understand what you are saying and just skim through.
also include what you enjoy doing in your spare time, If the interviewer shares a common interest, this is a good time to leave a lasting impression when Interview time comes around.
Make sure to include references. THIS IS IMPORTANT, make sure you ask permission before you leave someone's name and number on your CV. I have done it and it has bitten me in the arse big time.
remember you cant lie, but you can not tell the interviewer stuff (except criminal convictions).
Hope this info helps, Im hardly an expert and some of you may already know most of this, but I have never found it hard to find a job.
Sorry if any of the points I have covered already, i havent read the entire thread properly yet.
Oh spelling is a biggy too.
You also just reminded me about referees/references. I left them blank but forgot about them. Have plenty to pick from, ranging from Army Staff Sergeant Chefs to Drug Barons.
Hmm, decisions, decisions nah, I'll be serious as although it's a University assignment, I want to make a good effort - despite the fact it isn't graded.