What would you do with it?
I would start by making some serious changes in human society. For starters I would create a deadly virus, that kills within a few days and spreads like a wildfire. The virus would kill about 98% of the population. Only the few who are immune, survive. The empty cities and villages will be left abandoned to be taken back by the wilderness.
People live in small colonies around the world and communicate via the internet. ( Which basically becomes a free communication channel and information library, nothing more) They don't worship me as they worshiped their gods before, but I am known as a being of omnipotence and omnipresence, and they know if they do something I have forbidden, they must face my eternal wrath. Since I know all and see all, crime is pretty much nonexistent. Even those who are only held back by fear of me are vanquished. In the end people don't even think of crime. It will be a thing of the past, their will be no need of it.
I care for their needs and listen to their problems. If someone prays to me at night I listen. If someone cries out to me anywhere in the world, I am there for him. I cure the sick, and heal the wounded. I can do it, since I am a god. I have the power to attend to everyone at once.
I think I would be a good god. Where can I send my application?
Comments
I'd kill all the gooks, niggers and spics.
That's it.
Shit d00d, you are, like so original!
Are you fucking serious?
Timeout for being retarded!!! :facepalm:
At the time I wrote it, I had a thought in mind that if I, as a lifeform, am willing to destroy all life, then life is really stupid.
Now I realized it doesn't make sense at all :facepalm:
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As of right now, God is doing a perfect job right now. He could tone down the suffering a little but overall, I'm okay with this.
Genocide and abolishment of free will. Sounds great brah. :facepalm:
I'd leave people to their own devices. I wouldn't meddle, it's not my place to. Until i got bored and started fucking with reality.
Is this close enough for you?
Fix'd, yw.
Things would be perfect. Sadness and wanting would be memories and anyone seeking to interrupt the peace, happiness and plenty of the world would be destroyed.
THEY'D JUST EAT ALL YOUR PERFECT WOMEN THEY MAY BE DEMIGODS BUT THEY'RE STILL BEARS. :mad:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Would_you_say_bare_children_or_bear_children
Oh, you learn something new every day. Now that you've educated me, I feel obligated to make a joke about how one could interpret the sentence you wrote either way because bear is a homonym.
Oh wait.
Nonexistent? :cool:
Reflective across every facet, motherfucker :mad:
Also I would deliver vengeance on those I deem deserving...