70 year old just tried to fuck me.
chompchompchomsky
Regular
So, I'm chilling at this bar, right?, and I get to talking to this REALLY old guy, and he walks me home and shit, nd then he starts like, coming on to me (I'm gay, and everything), So, I told him I really wasn't comfortable fucking someone 50 years older than me, and I eventually got him to go away.
I'm really conflicted about this, though...like, 70 years of experience...he'd probably be EPIC in the sac...I dunno, what d'ya think?
I'm really conflicted about this, though...like, 70 years of experience...he'd probably be EPIC in the sac...I dunno, what d'ya think?
Comments
When you having this lemonparty bro?
This has meme potential.
No homo.
That's an observation of a useless tradition for you, brah. Seriously, picture with &T and username would make this thread gold or platinum.
Huh? No comprendo
Are you asking for a picture of me receiving a blowjob from a 70 year old man?
Sorry about that. The idea of 70 year gumming bj is a total turn off and is, by default, homo.
Second sentence was requesting pictures from OP but I jumbled them up. Sorry for the fuck up, brah.
The neighbours are two 50-60 year old women, fake teeth, probably have cancer they look so frail, wearing what look like potato sacks for dresses, and sucking down goon by the bag full.
Needless to say, when two women that havn't gotten laid in 20 years are drunk and in front of a 18 year old in a suit (i look pretty dang sharp in a suit), shit was fucking disgusting.
They were trying to impress me by taking out their teeth and saying what a good blow they'd give me. I got the guy signed up (longest 20 minutes of my life) and fucking BAILED.
TL;DR: Sex with the elderly. Forget about it.
QFT This bitch was giving me head and bit me twice. TWICE! I kept telling her "hey watch your teeth... hey that hurt mind your teeth damnit" she actually asked me "Do you have red cum?"
faggot.....:o
He admitted he's gay. There's no use calling him a faggot after that.
your right It was wrong.
chompchompchomsky your a queer:o:o:o
You're***
When you're not gay...:mad:
I dunno man. If you were into it go for it. Make for a good story and, I suppose, a good lesson.
^ true 'nuff.
Show me the way, oh wise one.:rolleyes:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_choice
http://www.narth.com/docs/byrd.html
Read that.
Such clear, grammatically sensible statements as:
" Those who make this choice suffer significantly higher rates of domestic violence in homosexual couples."
Also the sheer breadth of the studies conducted, including as many educated individuals as possible:
"A 2003 poll done by Ellison Research of Phoenix, Arizona stated that 82% of all American Protestant ministers agreed with the statement “homosexuality is a choice people make" "
Also the amazing knack at following a thesis statement with evidence, and continuing on one sensible idea, encapsulated here:
"Whereas alcohol addiction is generally regarded as a disease and/or a moral failing, homosexuality in recent decades has come to be seen as normal. It is clear to the vast majority of people that overindulging in alcohol hurts the individual as well as society. For example, drunk driving contributes to auto accidents by increasing reaction time and reducing alertness. Alcoholism is closely related to absenteeism and domestic violence. But a political decision was made in the mid-1970s to drop homosexuality from the official list of mental disorders. In fact, the chief "scientific" reason given to deny a link between homosexuality and choice is that major American mental health organizations deny the link. In other words, scientists have voted on it, and they disapprove."
I am also glad at the perceptive, and relevant mention of the Homosexual Agenda- A scheme which was imparted in my brain genetically the moment I first felt an attraction to the same sex, obviously I have been to the meetings on The Island, so as to better poison the minds of American children, but even before I visited the Island, I was very much aware of the Homosexual Agenda.
And then there is the second source, from which I think only one quote is needed to truly encapsulate its excellence:
"Although I do not have extensive training in the psychoanalytic model of treatment, I do find the reparative, psychoanalytical approach to be helpful theoretically and conceptually."
same thing happened to me once with this 43 year old couger tho ahaha liiike, it got to the point where I was so actively showing disinterest that the old cunt goes, "you're not gettin' lucky tonight!" and I was way to slow to think of saying "well actually...I'm just avoiding syphillis" or something. My cousin's a dick, I donno why he thought we should hang out with the fucking oldest ladies there. Dang namit. What a loser.