I was walking by this college on a warm late spring day; when I saw a couple of these really hot students. You could tell they were not undergraduates by the way they looked. They had this charm about them that only hot girls with a degree have - and not just any degree. A Master's degree.
I knew I had to get them.
But how? This definitely wasn't going to be easy.
That's when I knew I had to come up with some sort of a plan. I needed something to really attract them, guaranteed.
After thinking for a bit, I knew exactly what I needed. As simple the solution was, it was bound to work.
I needed to offer them a free dinner. No PhD student in their right mind would ever refuse a free dinner.
With that, I went in... But I was too late.
Their ugly friend was standing next to them now, having a conversation. Not being able to stop, I still made my approach and offered them the dinner.
Hardly did they have the time to say yes, when their ugly friend looked into my eyes deeply and intensely, and announced: "I know what you are trying to pull."
Scared, I didn't dare move.
"You are trying to bait them with a free dinner".
And with that, I felt the hammer fall. My plan was busted. The girls laughed and walked away.
And that, my friends, was the first time I ever got caught masterbaiting.
I was walking by this college on a warm late spring day; when I saw a couple of these really hot students. You could tell they were not undergraduates by the way they looked. They had this charm about them that only hot girls with a degree have - and not just any degree. A Master's degree.
I knew I had to get them.
But how? This definitely wasn't going to be easy.
That's when I knew I had to come up with some sort of a plan. I needed something to really attract them, guaranteed.
After thinking for a bit, I knew exactly what I needed. As simple the solution was, it was bound to work.
I needed to offer them a free dinner. No PhD student in their right mind would ever refuse a free dinner.
With that, I went in... But I was too late.
Their ugly friend was standing next to them now, having a conversation. Not being able to stop, I still made my approach and offered them the dinner.
Hardly did they have the time to say yes, when their ugly friend looked into my eyes deeply and intensely, and announced: "I know what you are trying to pull."
Scared, I didn't dare move.
"You are trying to bait them with a free dinner".
And with that, I felt the hammer fall. My plan was busted. The girls laughed and walked away.
And that, my friends, was the first time I ever got caught masterbaiting.
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Lie, actually while hunting by myself. Couldn't help it.
I will never forget that day.
I was walking by this college on a warm late spring day; when I saw a couple of these really hot students. You could tell they were not undergraduates by the way they looked. They had this charm about them that only hot girls with a degree have - and not just any degree. A Master's degree.
I knew I had to get them.
But how? This definitely wasn't going to be easy.
That's when I knew I had to come up with some sort of a plan. I needed something to really attract them, guaranteed.
After thinking for a bit, I knew exactly what I needed. As simple the solution was, it was bound to work.
I needed to offer them a free dinner. No PhD student in their right mind would ever refuse a free dinner.
With that, I went in... But I was too late.
Their ugly friend was standing next to them now, having a conversation. Not being able to stop, I still made my approach and offered them the dinner.
Hardly did they have the time to say yes, when their ugly friend looked into my eyes deeply and intensely, and announced: "I know what you are trying to pull."
Scared, I didn't dare move.
"You are trying to bait them with a free dinner".
And with that, I felt the hammer fall. My plan was busted. The girls laughed and walked away.
And that, my friends, was the first time I ever got caught masterbaiting.
That looks like a pink eye where my load was shot.