Haha, 32 members online...

edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
And no activity in here - Ever since that Wank section has gone up, all you sick fuckers have been slacking off. I see what you're up to... (no homo)

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  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited July 2010
    Fa fa fa fap wha?.......nvm...fapfapfapfap.
  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Probably just everybody realizing what a shithole this place is.
  • edited July 2010
    ILTST9 wrote: »
    Probably just everybody realizing what a shithole this place is.

    Oh yeah, I forgot about how shit this place actually is. What a waste of my life. Brb, getting a job.
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    I download full dvd's, I can't bear to do that 5 minute jerk on repeat sessions anymore. If I need some good website porn there is only one...Motherless.com :)
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    I download full dvd's, I can't bear to do that 5 minute jerk on repeat sessions anymore. If I need some good website porn there is only one...Motherless.com :)

    I've ventured on it, and they have some sick stuff on there. Couldn't find a decent quality vid on it. What's so special about it [beside cp]?
  • The GeneralThe General Regular
    edited July 2010
    efukt> all
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    I've ventured on it, and they have some sick stuff on there. Couldn't find a decent quality vid on it. What's so special about it [beside cp]?



    They actually have some decent ones in the category section. Only problem is most of the good or decent videos are pretty big and you have to kind of skip through the unclothing part and the site loads like shit. I use IDM to crap them and view now otherwise you'll spend an hour on one video loading.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited July 2010
    32 is not much for a forum like this, regardless. Do you need activity in one forum every 11 seconds? Jesus. This place will get larger, AFTER I DON"T HAVE TO GO THROUGH A FUCKING PROXY TO EVEN GET ON HERE NOW :mad:


    anyway. I have about 50gigs of good porn if I foudn a place to upload it. I can't stand flash on firefox/windows7 now. It eats up 80-90% CPU usage. Youtube and hulu etc. etc. It's obviously a problem with flash in that all three of my browsers do it, and I've searched the web for the last month after the update and can't find a fix. It SUCKS.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    I went to drink beers and watch Death Race 2000. But now I'm back.
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited July 2010
    We need some fucking tweekers on here. I need constant stimulation, niggas.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited July 2010
    We need some fucking tweekers on here. I need constant stimulation, niggas.

    I stopped doing drugs about 3 years ago, but christ do I drink a lot now. Does that count at all. Tweak shit?
  • edited July 2010
    acid_drop wrote: »
    I stopped doing drugs about 3 years ago, but christ do I drink a lot now. Does that count at all. Tweak shit?

    Tweaking is shit. Utter shit.
  • edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    I download full dvd's, I can't bear to do that 5 minute jerk on repeat sessions anymore. If I need some good website porn there is only one...Motherless.com :)

    Fuck yeah, it's basically the only one I ever go on. Full of stickam caps and other cool stuff. Not too keen on the dog porn though, but maybe that's just me.
    32 is not much for a forum like this, regardless. Do you need activity in one forum every 11 seconds? Jesus. This place will get larger

    I was kidding dude, just making a joke about the wank forum ;)
  • My Mom Is DeadMy Mom Is Dead Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    I download full dvd's, I can't bear to do that 5 minute jerk on repeat sessions anymore. If I need some good website porn there is only one...Motherless.com :)

    I think this one is particularly lulzy: http://motherless.com/0A4CC2

    Her screams of "passion" sound a shit-ton more like a murder taking place. So much :facepalm: that it almost = :cool:
    It was fappable so far as I'm concerned.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited July 2010
    I just don't feel like posting if I'm the only one doing it...
  • edited August 2010
    I just don't feel like posting if I'm the only one doing it...

    That's true. Although, SOMEONE's gotta do it. I don't even remember what the original point of this thread was, but I understand what you mean.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    marketting%20forum.JPG

    :D It seems my FORUM IDEA WORKED PEOPLE!
  • edited August 2010
    I NOTICED THAT.

    Although I didn't understand it, and the next time I refreshed, it was back to normal again. Explain? :D
  • DailyDaily Regular
    edited August 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    marketting%20forum.JPG

    :D It seems my FORUM IDEA WORKED PEOPLE!

    Haha so many guests! And I see they go straight to the porn forum lol.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    I NOTICED THAT.

    Although I didn't understand it, and the next time I refreshed, it was back to normal again. Explain? :D

    It's a traffic burst. I can't give you all the details but consider that section as a hot spot for new visitors. I will share this information with some super mods and some mods so they can keep that section running ;).

    Totse is going places people.
  • edited August 2010
    Are they actual people, or crawlers?
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    Are they actual people, or crawlers?

    100% unique users all pulled from twitter. I am to test this more in different threads and then make an announcement which basically tells EVERYONE to make a twitter account ASAP.
  • edited August 2010
    Holy....Shit. I'm signing up to Twitter right this fucking second. Any tips on making this work?
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    Here is more proof that my idea actually works.

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    screen%20one.JPG

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    screen%203.JPG

    They don't call me Cyber Terrorist for nothing :cool:
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    For twiiter MAKE THE ACCOUNT!

    And then,

    http://twitter.com/dfg

    Follow me

    Use Tweetdeck and whatever I tweet you have to RT it. That means you MUST RETWEET IT.

    Doing this will give me more followers which means MORE USERS FOR TOTSE.

    Get working people.
  • edited August 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    For twiiter MAKE THE ACCOUNT!

    And then,

    http://twitter.com/dfg

    Follow me

    Use Tweetdeck and whatever I tweet you have to RT it. That means you MUST RETWEET IT.

    Doing this will give me more followers which means MORE USERS FOR TOTSE.

    Get working people.

    This should become it's own thread, its a brilliant idea :D
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited August 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    For twiiter MAKE THE ACCOUNT!

    And then,

    http://twitter.com/dfg

    Follow me

    Use Tweetdeck and whatever I tweet you have to RT it. That means you MUST RETWEET IT.

    Doing this will give me more followers which means MORE USERS FOR TOTSE.

    Get working people.



    I'll try and figure this twitter thing out under a poser account for the sake of Totse. I don't even understand how it works. Don't you have to get people to join your following to retweet them?
  • edited August 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    I'll try and figure this twitter thing out under a poser account for the sake of Totse. I don't even understand how it works. Don't you have to get people to join your following to retweet them?

    I've just been retweeting, and following a shit ton of people. Then they start following you, and it all kinda just flows.
  • edited August 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    I've just been retweeting, and following a shit ton of people. Then they start following you, and it all kinda just flows.

    This. What's your account?
  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited August 2010
    Someone should just start making meth and sending it to us but never putting a return address on the letter. How could they get caught?

    that would make us post more
  • Fetus-SmasherFetus-Smasher Regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't know what your talking about, I see no wank forum.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't know what your talking about, I see no wank forum.

    http://totse.info/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=66

    Control yourself.
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