First punch her in the abdomen so that leaves her gasping for air. Then turn around, force her head between your ass cheeks and give birth to that monstrosity you have been carrying in your rectum. Best advice you will ever get.
I try to poop before i amaze. Then as for peeing, i try to before it gets too heavy. Used to have a friend say he would hold it during sex because it'd make him last longer.. i never tried it before though
Sex involves strategy. Make part of your plan taking a shit beforehand.
And if you got chicks who just show up to touch your junk all fuckin' day at random, just excuse yourself for a few minutes, sit on the shitter, and give that log hell. Don't wanna be gone long enough for your fuckmate to cool off.
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"Can I pee in your butt?"
If she says no you probably shouldn't be with her anyway.
Yes.
And if you got chicks who just show up to touch your junk all fuckin' day at random, just excuse yourself for a few minutes, sit on the shitter, and give that log hell. Don't wanna be gone long enough for your fuckmate to cool off.
Unless your partner is a sadist, enema's aren't pleasant.