Here's a story I read as a child. I thought the ending was stupid, so I'll put a little twist to it.
There was a woman who had two sons. When they grew up, they decided to run their own businesses. The older son decided to sell umbrellas. The younger son decided to sell fans.
Now, when it was cold and raining, the woman would worry, "Oh no, only my older son is making money." When it was hot and sunny, the woman would still worry, "Oh no, only my younger son is making money." No matter what the weather was like, she would worry.
One day, she told her friend of her problem and her friend told her, "Do not worry, all businesses have their ups and downs. Just rest assured that they are there to support you and each other." The woman no longer worried.
Then global warming actually happened. Intense heat waves ravaged the earth. The older son was no longer able to make money and perished in the heat, while the younger son became the wealthiest man on earth.
Moral of the story: Don't just sell umbrellas. Sell umbrellas and fans.
Here's a story I read as a child. I thought the ending was stupid, so I'll put a little twist to it.
There was a woman who had two sons. When they grew up, they decided to run their own businesses. The older son decided to sell umbrellas. The younger son decided to sell fans.
Now, when it was cold and raining, the woman would worry, "Oh no, only my older son is making money." When it was hot and sunny, the woman would still worry, "Oh no, only my younger son is making money." No matter what the weather was like, she would worry.
One day, she told her friend of her problem and her friend told her, "Do not worry, all businesses have their ups and downs. Just rest assured that they are there to support you and each other." The woman no longer worried.
Then global warming actually happened. Intense heat waves ravaged the earth. The older son was no longer able to make money and perished in the heat, while the younger son became the wealthiest man on earth.
Moral of the story: Don't just sell umbrellas. Sell umbrellas and fans.
Pacino
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get it? you guise see wut i did thar?
i c what u did thar
and no this lucrative business is much better
There was a woman who had two sons. When they grew up, they decided to run their own businesses. The older son decided to sell umbrellas. The younger son decided to sell fans.
Now, when it was cold and raining, the woman would worry, "Oh no, only my older son is making money." When it was hot and sunny, the woman would still worry, "Oh no, only my younger son is making money." No matter what the weather was like, she would worry.
One day, she told her friend of her problem and her friend told her, "Do not worry, all businesses have their ups and downs. Just rest assured that they are there to support you and each other." The woman no longer worried.
Then global warming actually happened. Intense heat waves ravaged the earth. The older son was no longer able to make money and perished in the heat, while the younger son became the wealthiest man on earth.
Moral of the story: Don't just sell umbrellas. Sell umbrellas and fans.
I lol'ed at the ending. Good twist.