I've decided that I never want to become poor. Poor people don't have character. I like rich people... no, I LOVE rich people. In fact, I want to be a rich person myself, just so I'm not just jealous.
Yes being a rich person is my dream. Poor people get everything handed to them, like state welfare..
Okay, if a rich person becomes a poor person; then I lol at them. Sucks to be them.
But people who are born into poor families; ugh.
I was born into a poor family. But I'm buying all new stuff and am going to be rich from now on. I've decided that I want to contribute to this world by making people laugh; not rich poor though. Rich people. I want to make RICH people laugh.
So how do I do this? I have to do find a place rich people go to and perform stand up comedy or something. I don't really have any ideas just yet. Suggest some?
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Shit is so cas errr stamps.
Or sell propane?
Feels good man.