How the fuck should I react to this shit? Goddamnit.
I already knew this guy, so I was like, "hey I'm gonna call Joe to see if we can get a dime from him", she says, "No let me call him!". She calls him, I end up buying from my regular guy instead, I go over to my guys house, smoke a couple bowls with him then dip out, I was gone for about 35-40 minutes, I get back and she is STILL talking to him. I can kind of overhear their convo, "You still got a cute butt? You used to it was so cute!", I'm like wtf is this shit? She then wants said doucher to come over and smoke with us, being the push-over I am, I say I dont care. He comes over and we start to smoke and somehow, the topic of selling your organs came up, which led to my girlfriend talking about how big this guys dick was (Joe's). I just dont how to react to this at all. She was saying this annoying shit right in front of me, was this acceptable of her or am I flipping out unneccessarily? I feel like there is some sexual tension on one or both parts of this, what the fuck should I do/say &T?
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She's testing you. Girls do this shit all the time to test guys. She wants to see how you'll handle it. Women really do drive men to violence sometimes with this kind of behavior.
So, she wants to move in with another guy.
She lets her ex come over and smoke pot then tells you how huge his dick is.
Either she wants to make you want her more by trying to make you jealous (fucking retarded, I know) or she wants you to feel inadequate and hopes you'll break up with her. In any case, you need a new girl.
I would tell her how she is acting like a single woman and if she wants to be that way then we're done. Plain and simple.
Who the fuck invites an ex-boyfriend over and then talks about how big his dick is?
Either she is testing you (whatever the fuck that means), or she still wants Joes dick. Either way she sounds bad to me.
don't tell me you're in love
and there's no room for other guys
don't think it's indestructible
love can die, i've seen it die
and born again like fifty times, man
Leave her. Find someone else. Become a Mr someone else.
That's usually the solution.