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this is a combination, first a flush, then adding the amino acids and creatine back in.
First go down to your friendly neighborhood head shop, and get a good flush, I usually just ask for the one they get the most repeat business on. (since obviously those people aren't in jail).
Day of the test, take the flush as directed, however beginning whenever you start drinking things, you'll begin eating daily multivitamins. Any type without a time release coating should be fine.
2-3 with the flush, 1-2 over the next hour as you drink your accompanying water. After about an hour the flush begins, you'll piss 2 or 3 times over the next hour, should be very clear. towards the end of the second hour (3rd or 4th pee) you'll start seeing a strong yellow.
this is your liquid gold, take your ass down and get tested, you've got about a 3 hour window, but don't push it, towards the end your normal metabolites will start showing up again and your taking your freedom in your hands.
it's not for the weak or people who don't take freedom seriously so here goes.
stay clean.
yeah that's it, i know crazy right!? of course you can always do the ones that are in and out like X, shrooms, etc...
i know i did, the majority of the time tho i didn't fuck with anything, especially if it stays in your system.
Exstacy will most of the time come back as some type of amp. Also unless you are taking true molly powder (pure MDMA) the street E pills can be cut with all kinds of detectable substances.
You do have the right idea by staying clean if there is a chance of going to prison if you are on parole. Like this one guy I know.
Luckily most everything e is likely to be cut with is pretty water soluble.
Yes another screwed up byproduct of the war on drugs, harder drugs are out of your system faster in most cases.