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Review: I Hate Helicopters :angry:

getdrunkfindagungetdrunkfindagun Acolyte
edited October 2010 in Spurious Generalities
:angry::angry:
They are loud as fuck especially when there's a shitload of them waiting to take off. :o:o:o

And not only that but they have to wait like an hour so that whole time its loud as fuck.:o:o

Plus they are scary to fly in bcuz u never know :o:o
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    Helicopters are awesome. They actually make more sense to me than an airplane does as far as working even though they seem to crash more. BTW why is this a review:facepalm:
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  • getdrunkfindagungetdrunkfindagun Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    This is my review of helicopters. And they most certainly are shittier and mre dangerous than fixed wingz
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    Fixed wings can't hover. Helicopters>Planes.
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  • getdrunkfindagungetdrunkfindagun Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    DirtySanchez wrote: »
    Fixed wings can't hover. Helicopters>Planes.

    What's the point of hovering? The only reason to fly is to get somewhere so hovering is useless to me :o:o:o:o:o:o
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    getdrunkfindagun wrote: »
    What's the point of hovering? The only reason to fly is to get somewhere so hovering is useless to me :o:o:o:o:o:o

    Because it looks cool:o:o:o
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  • getdrunkfindagungetdrunkfindagun Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    DirtySanchez wrote: »
    Because it looks cool:o:o:o

    But fixed wing is more useful, bcuz it can get me places faster, plus hovering doesn't really look cool :o:o:o:o:o:o:eek::eek::eek::eek:
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    getdrunkfindagun wrote: »
    But fixed wing is more useful, bcuz it can get me places faster, plus hovering doesn't really look cool :o:o:o:o:o:o:eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Well you know what's better than both planes and helicopters?:eek::eek:

    Goodyear_blimp.jpg
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  • getdrunkfindagungetdrunkfindagun Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    I lold :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
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  • Chris HansenChris Hansen Regular
    edited October 2010
    lolhindenburg:

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    I don't really mind hellicopters. But I agree fix'd wings are better.
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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited October 2010
    I prefer airplanes over Helicopters.

    They tend to give me cramps and are a pain in the arse to have their props disasembled and unmounted when using a prop sling. Not to mention the FOD accumulation when compared to turboprop engines. They have some weird shit in there; bird skeletons, popped baloons, hustler magazines LOL!

    I remember finding a hustler magazine inside a heli hub. How the fuck do you get a porno INSIDE a prop IN the air?
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited October 2010
    Roflcopter.gif At this thread.:D
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited October 2010
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  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited October 2010
    Helicopters > Fixed wings. Except in the case of the Harrier and other VTOL aircraft...

    I love them, so much. It can fucking HOVER. It has tons of uses, one was used just a few weeks ago around here to rescue some idiot kids who climbed under a huge bridge and couldn't get out.

    The are VTOL; no airstrip needed. Just a small clear area to land. You can rappel from them when they're hovering, much greater maneuverability than an airplane.

    I'd give just about anything for a helicopter...
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  • getdrunkfindagungetdrunkfindagun Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    I prefer airplanes over Helicopters.

    They tend to give me cramps and are a pain in the arse to have their props disasembled and unmounted when using a prop sling. Not to mention the FOD accumulation when compared to turboprop engines. They have some weird shit in there; bird skeletons, popped baloons, hustler magazines LOL!

    I remember finding a hustler magazine inside a heli hub. How the fuck do you get a porno INSIDE a prop IN the air?

    looks like 1 of your mechs was looking @ porn while they should have been working :o:o:o:o:o:o

    better cut a conditunal on everything :o:o:o

    loox like its gonna be a long day for you :confused::eek::eek::angry::mad::sad::o
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  • kfc v lotkfc v lot Regular
    edited October 2010
    Helicopters are an impressive feat of engineering and also quite sexy :D
    Other than VTOLs but they have already been mentioned...
    What about Osprey's the VTOL not the bird but:
    AIR_V-22_Underslung_M777_lg.jpg
    Anyway new topic this thread is now about your favourite aircraft..
    mi-24_hind_military_aviation_helicopter.jpg

    In other news I saw two Chinooks going across near where I live I was rather confused why they where over here and not in Afghanistan but I put it down to them being tested..
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    Helicopter sex, anyone?

    helicoptersex.jpg
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited October 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Helicopter sex, anyone?

    helicoptersex.jpg
    Hahaha! Helicopters are cool. :thumbsup:
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited October 2010
    helicoptercoloring.gif
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited October 2010
    kfc v lot wrote: »
    Helicopters are an impressive feat of engineering and also quite sexy :D
    Other than VTOLs but they have already been mentioned...
    What about Osprey's the VTOL not the bird but:
    AIR_V-22_Underslung_M777_lg.jpg

    Hey kfc, did you hear they were going to make a gunship version of the V-22?
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  • kfc v lotkfc v lot Regular
    edited October 2010
    FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: »
    Hey kfc, did you hear they were going to make a gunship version of the V-22?

    No I did not I will have to go looking for info, cheers!
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited October 2010
    kfc v lot wrote: »
    No I did not I will have to go looking for info, cheers!

    Yeah, right after they finish making a flying version
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    I want my $27,000,000,000 back
    :mad:
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