Twilight is so shit I can't believe people can even sit through that it.
I got wasted and watched the first one the other day. The first half of the movie was boring. Nothing happened. The second half was laugh out loud stupid, seriously the funniest thing I've seen in months. If only it was meant as satire, it would be a work of high genius.
Yeah screw twilight, you want to read some the gruesome vampire erotica as it originally was? Read the anita blake series, she just ends up having to fuck 12 guys every day beause she gets turned a little bit vampire it's some crazy shit.
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I hate twilight, I'm not an emo or goth. Fucking love biting though
Fuck Flood Control
At least there's a small sliver of hope left for humanity...
I know twilight didn't start it but Ill still put all the blame on it.
"I know Harry Potter has nothing to do with the Occult, but I'm still putting the blame on it."
Biting is the shit.
Easier than blaming themselves for their retarded children.
See, a lot of people (ie christians) DO think that Harry Potter has EVERYTHING to do with the occult. As an occultist, I find that very offensive.
I got wasted and watched the first one the other day. The first half of the movie was boring. Nothing happened. The second half was laugh out loud stupid, seriously the funniest thing I've seen in months. If only it was meant as satire, it would be a work of high genius.
As a person with a brain I laugh in their faces.