I had dinner one night with the Queen at Buckingham Palace. The main guest bathroom was being remodeled so the Queen let me use her own personal bathroom but there was a big bloody Tampon floating in the toilet so I just crapped in the sink and pushed it down the drain with her tooth brush.
Oh, that's so sweet. I have a pressed flower from the Queens garden. We sat beneath the the willows and had tea and crumpet while Prince William and Harry wrestled in the wet grass.
I hope this is true. I know of a lot of forums that let the mods run wild with power that they abuse. If a member tries to stand up to a mod he'll probably be labeled as a troll and wind up getting banned.
I tried scanning and printing Subway coupons but I couldn't get them to look like the original and I thought I'd go to jail if I got caught so I said fuck it.
I like Israeli Jews because they kill a lot of Muslims. It's like the Jews are my bug zapper I keep in the back yard. Every time a filthy bug flies in to it and gets zapped I feel a bit of pride for my bug zapper. Yeah, every time an Israeli Jew kills a Muslim I think to myself "that's a pretty cool Jew"