A Pimp Named Slickback · Semo-Regulars
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More than likely, she'll be busy and think you're just another asshole customer. There are men who can walk up to random women and through good looks, confidence, get them to do whatever he wants. I assume you're not that type of guy since you're asking for advice here. Instead I would recommend going over frequently,…
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I do! Tall, skinny women drive me wild Don't get me wrong, I like tits and ass too; but there's something about slim, tall women that look like they could break in half if you touch them that inspires something deep inside me that is even beyond lust
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You know what I hate? Fucking bootcut, regular fit jeans. No shape whatsoever
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In hindsight, not nearly as lulzy as I thought at the time.
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In havent fapped since Monday
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IDK, it seems like it would defeat the whole purpose of shaving with the grain. Unless you shaved with the grain right after. I don't really have a lot of facial hair so I usually just shave every other day. 83. Scrape a plastic spoon on your throat and then smell it to check if you have bad breath. 84. When pouring soda,…
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69. If you've got a stuck zipper, rub the tip of a no. 2 on the teeth to fix it. 70. If the ends of your shoe laces are frayed, twist the ends and dip them into clear nail polish and leave them to dry. 71. Rub the inside of a banana peel on a shoe to get rid of scuffs. 72. Shave with the grain, shaving against it will give…
