-My smile is usually fake. -I'm usually putting up a pleasant front so people will like me and my friends wont alienate me for being the critical bastard I am. -I'm usually pretty fake to those around me unless I purposely try not to be so. -Totse is/has been my release. I'm working on those^^
You are officially one of my favorite posters. Too many people get into it for the smoking "look" and then stay in for the nicotine. Its how they get ya lads.
Well. I'm going to write a fantasy epic that I've been planning since highschool, have many children, and...reach enlightenment. Thats pretty much it. If I could help the world as a speaker or a teacher that would be beautiful. Gotta kill my massive ego first though.
Seriously, wtf did you expect from your first time? The first time always sucks on some level, either mechanically, technically, or psychologically. Sometimes all three. The answer is to have sex with someone you care about and are attracted to. Or maybe just attracted to, whatever, and keep doing it. You learn in time the…
Gastric bypass???:eek: Jesus Christ pope you weren't that fat. Nothing 20 minutes on a treadmill every day couldnt fix. Damn. I dunno man... I think you're fucking being stupid about this. First off, its a felony. A federal crime. Yup. Second, how well do you know this girl?
Yeah, you put it in milk and get it to a dentist within the hour there's a good chance they'll be able to put it back in. Sooooo you gonna talk about what events transpired to lead to said knocked out tooth or what?
You're not fat, and you're not ugly. You're slightly overweight and you don't seem to care much about dolling yourself up. I say its a letdown because I myself, not being very attractive, don't post too many pictures except when people ask for it. I figure if you make a thread all for the purpose of showing pictures of you…
lol, I just finished watching The 5 Deadly Venoms about 5 minutes ago. I second all that Gary Oak said and add: Fist of Legend Snake in the Eagle's Shadow and my personal favorite, Iron Monkey
Delicious circle of destruction. Its kinda gone away now, several hours later. Probably gonna happen again tomorrow. BTW that movie Punch Drunk Love fuckin rocks. I'll take your advice guys.
Looks like its pretty decent amateur credentials. The question I'd like to ask though...is why not? What reservations do you have about the whole thing?
Oh... :( Look, I'm...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so ridiculously rude to you at my first post. Its just recently a girl that I really liked and was hanging out with rejected me pretty nasty style and...sorry, I guess I just took that out on you. Anyway, that seems hard to deal with. You're right, it needs to go…
You're a pathetic half conscious stoner whose greatest redeeming quality is he's occasionally funny on the internet. What makes you think you're worth more than a facepalm? I mean, I can list the ways in which you make me sad about middle class America. How your just part of a growing statistic of failure; the apathetic…
Fuck yeah Rolf! Wow, I love how I'm only seeing the awesome part of the zoklet userbase make their way over here. Now if only we had greyfox, psycho8b, lavared and a handful of others...
Because you're not stupid and could be doing something with your life. I partly blame the fact that your pretty. If you weren't you couldn't get by on your looks so much and would be forced to work and build character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY Give this one a listen when your room is quiet, dark, and calm. Close your eyes: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/20344 And... http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=1955 Totse's List of Life Affirming Songs^ :D lol anime: Watch from 4:45 onwards. Haha, my sig. Watch…
I need you to understand, and I say this with utter sincerity, that a. I am not better than you. No one is. b. I don't believe I am better than you. And if I do on any level it is the result of a base prejudice due to unresolved insecurity. and c. "The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the…
WTF? Dude. The whole series chronologically goes like this: Ender's Game >> A War of Gifts (occurs in the midst of Ender's Game) >> Ender in Exile>> First Meetings in Ender's Universe ("The Investment Counselor" specifically, as its several short stories of the "Enderverse") >> Speaker for the Dead >> Xenocide >> Children…
Thank you my sexually practicable friend. Yeah, so allow me to talk a bit more about assplay. Have your partner be communicative and (gulp) gentle and just say what you like and how it feels. If you have this, the ability to communicate as well as lovingly and laughingly enjoy your sexual experiences then pretty much…