Why does everyone suggest moving to Texas?:confused: Aren't the cops biggers assholes, the people are fat dumb ignorant hicks, and just overall a boring place filled with white trash gay cowboys and beaners? I'd go with California. Being surrounded by the hottest looking women, legal pot, seeing celebrities, plenty of…
I get that alot, especially with warm drinks. Headbang and cough at the same time and the momentum will get most of the liquid out of your throat. Hanging upside down and coughing helps too.
I regret not stuffing a mp3 player and batteries up my ass when I went in. Hiding it in the cell would be the hard part though. Maybe in a hollowed out tube of toilet paper or something.
Niggers pretty much turn every land they touch into africa. Maybe the US could use them to win wars. Like sending a million niggers to China to become citizens. It would be like biological warfare, but with niggers.
The Gurgle Apparently, there was this ninja who was hanging out with some kid. They played basketball and ate hamburgers together. One day the kid was like “Do you want to hear something that will mess up your life?” The ninja was like “What are you talking about?” “A real live ghost story,” said the kid. “O.K.” said the…
Februrary 18th 2011 around 5am. There was a nigger in a car near my apartment blasting his music really loud, so I went to my car, sat down on the hood, and kept yelling "FUCK NIGGERS! FUCK JEWS! FUCK NIGGERS! FUCK JEWS!" until the manager lady came out and told me that is not very nice, and I said "i'm very sorry, maam".…
Texas is filled with retards. I don't know whats worse though, the lady that thought it was about segregation, or the cop that confiscated it for fingerprints.
1) Fuck up your online reputation to make everyone hate you. 2) Get perma banned 3) Fap to dvd's instead of online pr0n or get a slutwhore to bang. 4) Exercise 5) Find hobbies and things to keep occupied 6) Try to stay away from do-gooders, nerds, politically correct liberal douches, ect. They will make you miss sites like…
Lol muslim countries. Keeping the people neutered with fear and too poor to escape. Try to find a loophole. Maybe you can fuck a corpse or something. Or ask your local prisons if you can work in their rape rooms.
I slipped on cum today. After I finishing jacking off there was some on the carpet and when I got off the chair I slipped alittle and almost fell down. Yes.
I swear to god, if Africans ever manage to evolve to the same level as whites in the 1890's, I will suck everyone's dick here. Right now they are at a 10,000BC level.