Getting caught masturbating opens the door to many wild sexual opportunities. For instance, now you can fap on the kitchen table or even in the dog's food bowl with no shame.
This really sucks the milk off my cow's boob. I just had a 640gb WD Blue crash (transportation from one hot dusty place to another couldn't have helped) so I'm in the market for a new HDD too.. If you need some dirty deeds done dirt cheap there's some Amazon sellers selling 4gb MicroSDs for $0.02 a pop. Not sure how that…