Sneak into one of their houses, get high on their stash, then hide under their bed, wait for them lay down and fall asleep. Lastly, break their will by raping them in the ass. This should solve all of your problems.
Make and ad on craigslist saying you need "all holes filled". You will be getting "laid" in no time. But really, surround yourself with chicks somehow (work/school/bar) or you'll get nowhere.
Drink water soon as you wake up and make sure you stay hydrated. Not having enough fluids makes a person really groggy. Also, try to not oversleep I found out that I always have more energy with specifically 8.5 hours of sleep. Most days anything more or less makes me feel off in some way.
Do it, get an aircard and you can stop every once in a while to check your computer stuff. It'll be just like home. I was a cabbie doing the am shift for two years, aside from tuning out drunk people all night it was a worthwhile thing to do. Just watch out for your health by eating well and you'll be fine.