xyz · New Arrival
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apply some Alum to your blister with a q-tip. should go away within 24 hours or so. reapply every couple of hours.
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....and this is a bad thing?
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:thumbsup::thumbsup: I wanna bang a milf with big tits so fucking bad.:fap:
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Are you fucking kidding me? I showed her just as much respect as she required and was careful with her boundaries. The relationship started off with handjobs and other shit and that all just faded away eventually. Pardon me, but I think that after 9 months of being together and being the best fucking boyfriend she could've…
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I fucking love big tits, especially on short and petite girls. My ex was 4' 9'' and thin, with these great big double d's on her. Ain't nothing hotter than when we'd be in the hot-tub talking, and she'd get on top of me and make out while her great big tits smooshed into my chest and she grinded her pussy all over my dick…
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those stickers were made by the stupidest fucking faggot of all time. I hated those things with a passion. Clearly those who repped them never read Calvin & Hobbes.
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I would rape rape rape the shit out of her. Fuck her in the ass, choke her witha da dick, cum inside her even/especially if she's not on birth control, then lock her up in my room so I could come back later and do it again. Also probably some cutting/blood work would come into play, but no shit stuff. Fuck that.
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Good news totse. We broke up today over the phone. Shit's shitty right now lolamirite? But I'm a free man and plan to keep it that way for a good while :D I was actually pretty shocked by the number of thought out responses I got on this thread. This relationship was dead the moment I put that post up. Glad it didn't drag…
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I don't know man, I never took too much pleasure in cumming inside my ex. I mean it was awesome, but it never really compared to the visual appeal of watching it go into her mouth or on her ass while I rubbed it in with my dick. I guess there was just too much behind the scenes action when I came inside her; I like to see…
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I can't tell you how many times I've read every Calvin and Hobbes comic collection. They all have so much fucking substance; I remember when I read the last comic in the collection "It's a magical world" I was like 12, but I had chills the rest of the day. Such a great fucking series. The best. Gotta love the ones where…
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hahaha I see what you did. I fucked up my sentence. whoops. that'd be pretty cool though
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what?
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Bump. I can confirm this works. I hypothetically did this last night. You put your money in, block the drink from going through, and get your refund. Then get another drink and let it push the first drink through, but reach your hand in so the second drink has time to come through. If the door closes before the second…
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If you're really good at guitar and singing, set up shop at a large tourist destination. No lie, I made $60 in two hours singing and playing the same 10 songs over and over at a wharf here. On the other hand, I've sang for 3 hours and made $2. Figure out the busy days when people are out (weekends, of course), and maybe…
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Dude Mturk is the way to go. While you'll occasionally get really good deals (I just got paid $6 for setting up a dating profile, and didn't even need to supply my phone number or address), you can always get paid at least 10 cents to rewrite sentences, which takes only seconds per hit. That's just as good a deal as with…
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It seems like the psychotic ones do a lot of squirting/are freaky in bed in general. My ex was a crazy bi-polar bitch, but she was ravenous with giving head and would squirt every other time we did it. Nothing like doing it doggy style and having her squirt all over your dick :thumbsup:
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This. The huge profit margin on games helps to balance out the hit gaming companies take when they sell consoles, which actually cost companies money. They sell the consoles for cheaper than they cost to make in the hopes that the video game revenue will balance out the equation. Video game DVDs cost pennies to produce,…
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fuck. that. shit. you're completely justified.
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Tom. Waits. Is. The. Shit. My favorite singer by far. "Mule Variations" is a great album too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJBqRzjCBSE "Small Change" has some stuff that's easier on the new listener, but still a lot of great songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tPymxhwaEE
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16 :hai: wish I'd had sex with my first high school gf; she was 14 and psychotic :o
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why is it that the small tit ones are always the freakiest :(
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I've made $53 in the past few weeks doing minimal part time work for mturk.com
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Tom Waits- "Cold Water" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqRqF1E0fc
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Also highly characteristic to each mode is the placement of the tri-tone (TT) within each mode. In major the tri-tone falls between the 7th and 4th scale degrees. So in C major that would be B and F. The root of the mode will be labeled RT. *This is all for C major Dorian: 6 and 3 RT: D TT: B - F Phrygian: 5 and 2 RT: E…
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Lol. I'd classify this stuff as "business music". Making music that appeals to the lowest common denominator and getting rich as fuck off it is an artform in itself. I'm a huge Andy Warhol fan, so I love this shit.
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I thought "Friday" was pretty funny the first time I heard it. To the extent of entertaining me, it managed very well. Not that all music needs to be entertaining. Just like how bad TV can eventually become good TV, "Friday" did that, only with a couple thousand more cycles through the loop.
