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fr0st_Bytefr0st_Byte Sumpin' c00L
edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
How do you keep a/an [insert race] from drowning?
Tal<e your foot off their head :facepalm:
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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited February 2011
    -What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?

    “I forgive you”

    -what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

    Crackers with cheese.
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  • My Mom Is DeadMy Mom Is Dead Regular
    edited February 2011
    Why do black people only have nightmares?
    We killed the last one to have a dream.
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  • fr0st_Bytefr0st_Byte Sumpin' c00L
    edited February 2011
    My Mom Is Dead wrote: »
    Why do black people only have nightmares?
    We killed the last one to have a dream.

    Hahah that was good. That is actually one I have never heard.
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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
    Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited February 2011
    What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit?
    The pile of dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.

    Thought I'd go a head and drop the N bomb since this is a racist joke thread. Where the fuck are DirtySanchez and Negrophobe?
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited February 2011
    What do you call a barn full of niggers?
    antique farm equipment
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited February 2011
    Why do black people have white hands?
    Everyone has some good in them


    Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
    L.A. had first choice


    How do you hide money from a mexican?
    Hide it under a bar of soap
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  • fr0st_Bytefr0st_Byte Sumpin' c00L
    edited February 2011
    How do you wink at a nigger?
    With the eye that isn't in the rifle scope
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  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited February 2011
    Why don't niggers go on cruises?
    They're not falling for that one again

    Is it really any surprise that black ice is more likely to cause harm than normal ice?


    There're 3 kids in school. The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?" David replies "moo!" Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?" Tom says, "baa!" The teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?" Leroy says "Don't move nigger, what's in the fuckin' bag?"


    I always laugh when I imagine Americans sending clothes over to starving niggers in Africa. It seems a bit pointless when there's no niggers in Africa with a 52 inch waist.

    Both a nigger and a paki jump off a multistory car park, commiting suicide together; which one hits the ground first?
    The nigger, the paki's a shade lighter

    There's an Indian man on his death bed.
    "Sanjita, my wife, are you here?"
    "Yes, my husband."
    "My son and daughter, are you here?"
    "Yes, Papa."
    "Then who's in the fucking shop!?"



    I really should stop being racist, my dad had some black friends who were okay, until he sold them.
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  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited February 2011
    Why don't blacks and mexicans have kids?

    They don't want their kids to be too lazy to steal
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  • PhilosoraptorPhilosoraptor Regular
    edited February 2011
    What is long, black, and smells like shit?




    The Welfare Line :D
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited February 2011
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    jamie madrox wrote: »
    What do you call a barn full of niggers?
    antique farm equipment

    What do you call a barn full of Mexicans?
    Modern farm equipment.

    What is the difference between a snow tire and a nigger?
    Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

    Why do they put cotton in the top of aspirin bottles?
    To remind niggers that before they sold drugs they used to pick cotton.
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