Cannibals rejoice

DirtySanchez

You can now buy human meat online.

This is our selection of human meat cuts, and human meat products. Here you can find everything from steaks and gravy, to human organs and sausages. To purchase meat from this section, you must be a ManBeef member. To become a member click here. To learn more about how we obtain and process our meats click here. If you are all ready a ManBeef member log in to your account.

http://web.archive.org/web/20010331034238/www.manbeef.com/meats.html

JestA

Fucking awsome! iv always wanted to know what human tasted like.

DirtySanchez

JestA wrote: »

Fucking awsome! iv always wanted to know what human tasted like.

I hear it tastes very similar to pork which is why cannibal tribes in Polynesia referred to human flesh as "long pig".

DirtySanchez

spazz wrote: »

dont cannibalism cause something simmilar to mad cow, but. MadMAN????????

Only if you eat the brain. Human brain can give you Kuru which is basically Mad Cow disease. The only known case was with some cannibal tribe in New Guinea that ate brain as a ritual.

bornkiller

lol!

Mr. Moo

That would be crazy if they really did start a human meat company.

bornkiller

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/03/terrie_robinson_charged_with_k.php

If only she knew about this place first.

BigHarryDick

well did she atleast get to enjoy him???


That'll be BS if she didnt eat something off of him.

bornkiller

They said when they got there the meat was still warm. Maybe she was letting it sit or preparing vegetables or some shit. The police were holding back a bit of the story. Fuck knows for what reasons. I'm kinda curious now...

dr rocker

bornkiller wrote: »

They said when they got there the meat was still warm. Maybe she was letting it sit or preparing vegetables or some shit. The police were holding back a bit of the story. Fuck knows for what reasons. I'm kinda curious now...

Its called resting the meat.

Any sorry, but manbeef is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD. It was online around 10 years ago when most of you called ovaries and balls home.

ducklips

I thought human was the best meat for other humans to consume. especially the butt part, could totally go for some man butt roast.

angryonion

dr rocker wrote: »

Its called resting the meat.

Any sorry, but manbeef is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD. It was online around 10 years ago when most of you called ovaries and balls home.

^^ Fucking this.
The whole web page was just a sick joke.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/manbeef.asp

bornkiller

dr rocker wrote: »

Its called resting the meat.

Any sorry, but manbeef is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD. It was online around 10 years ago when most of you called ovaries and balls home.

Don't you mean "Since you were a stain in the old mans pants"

drewflea

awesome

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE

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