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Teeth brushing

GreenbullGreenbull Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
How many times a day? I brush at night only and I used to go out with this girl who brushed literally 4-6 times a day and had to replace tooth brushes every second week.

Needless to say, it didn't work out :o
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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    At least 4 times a year.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    Teeth brushing is overrated.
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  • NumberjumboNumberjumbo Regular
    edited July 2010
    I try for once a day but don't have a cry if I miss it.
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    I use a shitload of mouthwash and shoot for once a day if i dont no biggie, i still have all my teeth so thats a plus in the south
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  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    Props to the inventor of mouthwash :o
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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    Greenbull wrote: »
    Props to the inventor of mouthwash :o

    This. Brushing is so much work. Who has time for that shit?
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  • Parker BrotherParker Brother Semo-Regulars
    edited July 2010
    I brush every night before bed. I don't brush in the morning, because if I do it before breakfast, everything will taste funny. I don't brush after breakfast, because I always forget to.
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  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    twice a day.
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  • abusernameabusername Regular
    edited July 2010
    Once a day. Sometimes I miss a day.

    I went for like 6 months without brushing my teeth when I was a hardcore stoner.
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  • Dog BoyDog Boy Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I try for twice a day.

    Haven't brushed them in a week though, threw my toothbrush out and keep forgetting to get a new one.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2010
    Usually twice a day, with mouthwash afterwards too. In some cases, it might be 3 times a day.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited July 2010
    several years of braces taught me the obsessive habit of brushing my teeth twice a day (after breakfast and before bed) and rinsing my mouth at lunch. regardless of what is going on.

    I can't recall missing a single day actually.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Twice a day everyday.

    Also, I brush my teeth before going out somewhere.
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  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm a shower brusher, so I really only brush my teeth when I shower...sadly I only shower once ever 3-4 days unless I actually have somewhere to be :(

    Who the fuck do I have to impress? :mad:
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited July 2010
    Some of you lot have absolutely filthy hygiene.
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  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited July 2010
    Slartibartfast wrote: »
    Some of you lot have absolutely filthy hygiene.

    It's not that we have filthy hygiene, just really no reason to shower/brush teeth every single day. Most of my life consists of sitting on the couch, walking the dogs, and fucking around on the internet. I don't exactly get disgusting doing these things. There is just no point in cleaning yourself for no reason, in my opinion. Also..I'm building immunities in the process :cool:

    My life kinda sucks right now, I know :(
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2010
    I wouldn't say its cleaning yourself for no reason. I think there is a reason, as long as you want to do it. If I haven't been doing much during the day, the longest I'll go for without a shower is 2 days. It just gets to the point where I want to feel clean again, not because I necessarily need to.
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  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    Morningside wrote: »
    At least 4 times a year.

    This.
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  • Anal Probe DeluxeAnal Probe Deluxe Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    Twice a day everyday.

    Also, I brush my teeth before going out somewhere.

    I strive for this, but often only manage to brush once. But I always brush before going out.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2010
    Anal Probe Deluxe wrote: »
    I strive for this, but often only manage to brush once. But I always brush before going out.

    I do this a lot too. Usually I brush a lot when I'm seeing the girlfriend, hahaha.
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  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    I never feel 'dirty' from not showering, but I feel bad if I don't brush my teeth.

    I used to get to bed and I'm like "I swear I'll brush them tomorrow"
    and then rinse and repeat :o Now I'm pretty good though
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  • VickyVicky Regular
    edited July 2010
    At morning or night. Although sometimes if I'm really stoned I forget how long I've been brushing them for and it can be up to about 10 minutes.

    I don't know if it's my technique, but I always end up with loads of toothpaste foam around my mouth it's annoying as hell.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2010
    Vicky wrote: »
    At morning or night. Although sometimes if I'm really stoned I forget how long I've been brushing them for and it can be up to about 10 minutes.

    I don't know if it's my technique, but I always end up with loads of toothpaste foam around my mouth it's annoying as hell.

    Oh jeez, I daydream enough while brushing as it is. Most of the time I brush for like 10 minutes anyway just because I forget I'm doing it. I hate to think what it's like when stoned xD
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  • zerozerozerozero Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Usually before I leave the house to hangout/go to work/whatever else.
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  • GrenGren Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Once a day on average. I used to get quite slack and my teeth got yellower for it.
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  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    i never brush in the bathroom. i pretty much will always do something else.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2010
    Gren wrote: »
    Once a day on average. I used to get quite slack and my teeth got yellower for it.

    I hate it when you slack for a couple days. As soon as I get the chance, I brush the shit out of them to make up for the lost brushing.
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  • Dr. AwkwardDr. Awkward Regular
    edited July 2010
    I brush twice a day and floss once. My dentist loves me.
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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    I just brushed my teeth and my mouth tastes like blood. Still feels good man.
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  • NumberjumboNumberjumbo Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ask a guy that just brushed his teeth, anything.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2010
    Morningside wrote: »
    I just brushed my teeth and my mouth tastes like blood. Still feels good man.

    Brushing a little too hard? :D

    I always make myself bleed, kinda hurts sometimes.
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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    My mouth is not used to brushing, it fucks up the ecosystem.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Anal Probe Deluxe wrote: »
    I strive for this, but often only manage to brush once. But I always brush before going out.

    Dude, your name and that post ... you know what I am thinking.

    Toothbrush ANAL!

    HAHAHA
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  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    Doesn't blood mean you need to brush more lol?
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  • Professor ElmProfessor Elm Regular
    edited July 2010
    Twice a day for me, with an extra after some corn on the cob.
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