Ok so i watched a program the other night about smugglers being caught in the port of dover UK
They had there suspicions and pulled over a car, they searched a car and found a few packets of cocaine in the roof when they took out the light fitting...
So ok these bitches got caught...
My point is, i really would like to piss these fuckers off - they spend hours searching a vehicle and when they find something they're so fucking happy
So i want to piss them off!
Lets say i hide a few bags of salt or whatever in my car and make it look like a really fucking suspicious package and act nervous and shit if i get pulled over
So they find it, OMG WE HIT THA JACKPOT - and they test it, WTF ITS SALT? omg we loooooseeeee
(and then i fucking LOLOLOL)
can they charge me with anything? wasting police time??
and will they pay for the damage done to my vehicle??
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Thanks for bringing this to my attention. THese sorts of programs really help my mates who are into this kinda thing and they're watching it at theirs, too.
A) For this to work you will require a close mate.
Get your mate to make small packets which are semi transparent and filled with Baking poweder with some salt. Make sure to pack them tight using a duck tape. Get at least three layers.
C) Drive around hot spots where you know police might arrest you. Park beside some patrol car and then take out a fake packet which is filled with crashed sugar. Pour some on your hand and sniff it and act like it's some epic drug. Then carefully duck a little and lick the sugar, make it look like you're sniffing it.
D) After doing one round act like you're loving this.
E) Wait for the cops to get to you and once they come close to your car you act surprised and throw the packet or drop it. This simple act will confirm that you're doing drugs.
After that just don't say anything and let them search the car and when the find the packets of powder you start lol'ing. Then talk about your friend being an asshole and pulling a prank on you.
They will take you to the station and it's best if you place the packets in places where they will be forced to damage your car. It's BEST TO RECORD EVERYTHING. It would be awesome if your mate was recording this.
When asked about your snorting, tell them you like sugar and you frequently lick it. When asked about your friend, tell him he was playing a prank on me.
Get a decent lawyer and you can make this work. It's best if you check your local law or talk with a lawyer before doing this.
but i hope one of you will