"Here is how your testicles look when you MASTA (bate)."
"Let's rate one testicle."
"63 points, mediocre."
"Let's rate the other."
"192 POINTS WE HAVE A NEW FAMILY RECORD!"
"Now let's see what happens when you masturbate furiously."
"OHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"YOU SPAWN ANOTHER TESTICLE!"
"It's darker as well!"
"Bust that nut!"
"HUHUHUHU"
"Oh look, two suns!"
"The suns will never set on the Japanese Empire."
I can't wait to show this to my roomate so he can start jumping up and down and calling it fake. Then I will patiently ask him to show me one bit of evidence that it is. He does this with every neat thing on the internet, some of which is indeed fake, but when I showed him Katz's plasma speaker and he got all fakey fake fake on me, he started a minor war.
Kinder Eggs are sold all over the world excluding the United States, where the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act prohibits embedding "non-nutritive items" in confections. Additionally, the Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a recall on the eggs in 1997 (mostly via import shops).
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"Let's rate one testicle."
"63 points, mediocre."
"Let's rate the other."
"192 POINTS WE HAVE A NEW FAMILY RECORD!"
"Now let's see what happens when you masturbate furiously."
"OHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"YOU SPAWN ANOTHER TESTICLE!"
"It's darker as well!"
"Bust that nut!"
"HUHUHUHU"
"Oh look, two suns!"
"The suns will never set on the Japanese Empire."
translation.
I can't wait to show this to my roomate so he can start jumping up and down and calling it fake. Then I will patiently ask him to show me one bit of evidence that it is. He does this with every neat thing on the internet, some of which is indeed fake, but when I showed him Katz's plasma speaker and he got all fakey fake fake on me, he started a minor war.
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"total fake, fakeittty fake fake faaaaaaaaake"
This is true. It's unfortunate that they don't get it. Even Saudi Arabia has Kinder Surprises for crying out loud.
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