I always have to break down my English to speak to these turds.
me: one coffee, small, regular, 2 SUGAR.
chinese dumbass girl: whaaa?
me: ONE COFFEE, ONE, SMALL CUP, REGULAR OK? REGULAR. 2 sugar! NO one, TWO! *deuce*
chinese dumbass girl: ah okay okay
30 second wait....
chinese dumbass girl: $1.80.
Me: ok. *pays for coffee and bread and opens the coffee lid*
OH MY GOD. I said REGULAR! THIS IS LIGHT! THIS IS LIGHT!
chinese dumbass girl: lie? sorry sorry lie?
Me: LIGHT for fucks sake. TOO MUCH MILK. THIS IS WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!
chinese dumbass girl: *murmurs to some other chinese dumbass girl.
chinese dumbass girl #2: Hi, what's the problem?
:mad: FFS :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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everything here is chinese.
Starbucks tastes like shit
dunkin donuts coffee tastes like some sandnigger dipped their sock in it
chinese are ok but they use some cream and it makes my stomach hurt but atleast it's fine. But i'm so tired of them not speaking english or just being fucking deaf. Everyday the same shit stupid chinks.
Mayberry, please write it down, in chinese characters?
I'll just print it out, laminate it, and show it to them every day!!!! MAYBERRY!
But she was pretty, so I forgave her.
Best you'll find here is some indigenous field worker without acne.
write ten dollar you love me long time. for the lulz
One small coffee, regular, 2 sugar.
I don't know what he's going to put on that paper.
All I know is that those Chinese girls will likely be horribly offended once they read it.
"A small coffee, the normal, two sugar."
I want it to say: REGULAR!!
I think "Without milk" would be clearer than "the normal"
Good luck finding the Chinese term for regular coffee
How the hell is everyone else at this bakery managing to get their coffee, anyway? Are you the only non-Chinaman?
My neighborhood is turning into a Chinatown. Well, I guess it's official because Wiki confirmed it.
Regular is this:
If I don't mention that word, I get this:
Results vary, once they gave me MILK in a coffee cup. :facepalm:
Seems like I'm not the only one with this issue http://privateramblings.blogspot.com/2008/12/milky-coffee-yuk.html
lol hes got everyone confused. I have no idea what regular coffee is either. Where can I buy this regular coffee at box?
I have spotted your problem, you must be one of the east coast morons who thinks black coffee = regular.
Just order it black and put the sugar in yourself FFS.
Make your own coffee.
No nigga. Black coffee = black coffee.
A regular coffee = a regular coffee!
If you say just say "coffee" here, you'll get black coffee."
Apparently not at the Chink shop
But it's Coffee + milk + 2 sugars then?
Small coffee, little milk, 2 sugar: