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The Spoilers Thread

MayberryMayberry Regular
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Here we post spoilers for movies (Please use spoiler tags):


Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.

The Usual Suspects
Verbal is actually Keyser Söze. His whole story is made up from things around the room.

Fight Club
Brad Pitt and Edward Norton's characters are both Tyler Durden. He has dissociative personality disorder.

Soylent Green
Soylent Green is people!

Bitch Slap
Trixie is Pinky.

Memento
The real John G was already killed, but Leonard needed something to give himself purpose, so he tricks himself to finding another John G to kill. Teddy is not the real John G. Sammy is made up. Leonard was the one who overdosed his wife on insulin.

Devil
The old woman is the devil.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited April 2011
    Harry Potter Deathly Hollows
    Harry dies
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Lets get new release vids and spoil the endings that

    would be better.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited April 2011
    More recent films:

    Black Swan
    No one is out to get Nina. All her problems are in her head, likely due to the stress. She stabs herself, thinking she stabbed Lily during a break in the performance, and is seen found to be bleeding profusely after the finale. Whether she is dead or not is open to interpretation.

    Faster
    Cop was the one who hired the Killer. In the end, the Killer finds the Driver and Cop appears to shoot Driver in the back of the head. Presumably, he's dead, but when Cop is on the beach talking on the phone, Driver appears and kills Cop. The metal plate in Driver's head protected him from the bullet.

    The Green Hornet
    Scanlon was working with Chudnofsky all along.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited April 2011
    The Departed
    Costigan eventually finds out that Sullivan is a mole, and catches Sullivan on the roof of the building where Queenan was killed. Sullivan is arrested, and they go down the elevator. As soon as the doors open, Costigan is shot dead by Barrigan, another mole, allowing Sullivan to escape. Sullivan then kills Barrigan and pins all mole activity on Barrigan. Later when Sullivan returns to his apartment, he is killed by Dignam.

    Mulholland Drive
    It was all Betty's dream. People in the 'real world' are reassigned as characters in the 'dream world.' Betty is Diane in reality and a failed actress. Diane is hired to kill Camilla (Rita in the dream). She does the job and when she returns to her apartment, she is terrorized by hallucinations and shoots herself.

    In Bruges
    Ken tells Harry to kill Ray, but Harry won't do it so Ken goes to Bruges. Ken and Harry have a chat at the top of the tower, but when Harry won't allow it, they fight and Harry gets shot in the neck. Ken goes down to find Ray and Harry throws himself off the tower to warn Ray and hopefully letting Ray take his gun. However, the gun is shattered so Ray runs back to his hotel for a gun. Harry eventually catches up to Ray and shoots him several times, once hitting Jimmy the midget. Thinking he shot a child, Harry kills himself. Ray falls unconscious in the ambulance, perhaps dead.
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  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited April 2011
    Snape kills Dumbledore :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    The King's speech
    King George VI overcomes his speech impediment

    Tron Legacy
    The guys dad dies
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited April 2011
    Use spoiler tags please :)
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    Some foreign films:


    Oldboy
    Mi-do is actually Dae-su's daughter, so that means they had incest. Woo-jin orchestrated the whole thing to ruin Dae-su's life as revenge because Dae-su taped Woo-jin having incest with his sister which caused his sister to suicide.


    Pan's Labyrinth
    Vidal chases Ofelia into the labyrinth and eventuall shoots her dead. The rebels then kill Vidal as he exits. Ofelia then becomes Princess Moanna.

    13 Beloved
    The final task requires Phuchit to kill John Adams, his father. John is in a straightjacket and sitting in a chair, appearing to be unconscious. Phuchit can't bring himself to kill his own father, so instead his father takes the knife and kills Phuchit, winning the game.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    Nude Nuns With Big Guns
    Nun kills enemies and doesn't die in the end.


    The Warriors Way 2010
    Hero kills the enemies and then leaves the girl and the baby and starts living his life alone in hopes that the ninja will follow him and let the baby girl alone.


    Scott.Pilgrim.vs.The.World.2010
    Defeats the exes and go goes out with the girl.Not the chink one btw, the other one.
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