You are about to read an autobiographical rap that I wrote for HB. Please imagine Mini Daddy spittin' this...and don't forget to imagine the crew of tweens dancing behind him.
Mini Daddy, in case you need a refresher:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18gDUzL2mLQ
Isn't it great when you enter a thread
And you're solely reppin' May O TEN
Bitches are all over that shit
Tryin' so hard to make it fit
But you can only ride dirty for so long
Before you get a tangle in your schlong
Then all you can do is curse
And trim it down like a bratwurst
Suck all the juice like a shotgunned natty
Cauterize the wound like a crabby patty
And eye the smoke before it disappears
Then huff it like the raid you did last year
Edit: I'd like to thank RU for introducing me to my inspiration, minidaddy.
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