My bedroom is right next to the bathroom. I had just cooked up a nice steak, clicked on totse, when I hear "phhh...... phhtttt...... splash! ....pssssssssssssssssss..... phhttt". :facepalm:
He's taken a shit like three times today already. I'm so sick of this. Jesus.
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Why the fuck are you eating in the kitchen you ungrateful shit?
Havent you bitched about this before
I can seem to recall you bitching about somthing like this before
I hate people who take dumps all day. Shitting is fun and makes awesome noises but god it takes up too much time.
Wipe before you shit. Problem solved.
This.
No homo