Unfortunate, OP. Before the next full moon, you will have to kill her with silver.
If you don't, you will be doomed to transform into something less than man. A were-stripper.
Not even a man of pure heart can tame the savage beast, as you will wake by day in your tortured form, by the light of a full moon you will change. Stripping violently in dark seedy clubs, shaking dat ass for the souls lost to sin. And you too, will feel the urge to bite another.
Forever cursed to walk the earth an abomination--an affront to God himself--in which only by death can you truly be free.
You have till June 15th to take the bitch down. Good luck.
(Dfg) In State etc, a 19 year old pervert got bitten by an old fat stripper
(Dfg) The bite marks were deep, said the unfortunate pedo.
(Dfg) He was taken to ER where doctors declared the stripper to be a were-stripper
(Dfg) it's said that once someone gets bitten by a stripper he will transform into a fully functional stripper in 15 days
(Dfg) there is currently only one way to brake the curse
(Dfg) A) Kill the stripper.
(Dfg) have sex with same sex.
(GeneralMcBoozer) lol, thats more than one way
(Dfg) Failure to do above will result in dire consquences
(Dfg) *two ways
(Jack Can I do both?
(Dfg) The 19 year victim is currently placed in confinement
(Dfg) it's his 14th day, last night he was asking for tight pants and some poles, said the doctor
(Dfg) The rise of were stripper in USA is rising, currently Obama administration is too busy catching Coupon guys.
(GeneralMcBoozer) lulz
(Dfg) If this trend continues we might see more and more people humping the traffic poles
(Dfg) from totse news network this is Dfg.
an affront to God himself--in which only by death can you truly be free.
I have not slept for more than minutes at a time during the past few days, constantly being awoken by the fleeting sound of drum and bass, out of bed and following the noise before I am completely aware of my actions.
All the while a stench of Vicotria's Secret Dream Angels Desire grows increasingly stronger and more rank. Blood flows from my nostrils as though on tap, while awareness can only be achieved by simultaneous bumps inhaled from the crook of my finger and nails, which grow substantially.
It has become customary to wake up outside where a tattoo appears at the base of my lower back when in direct contact with the light of the moon or that of a dim bar window display.
What is happening to me...I can't even.
My original thoughts were to contact the beasts handler, making a case to have her put down, yet it has been brought into question as to if I am now the beast?
It has become clearer that this is an action which must be solved on my own accord.
Wish me luck, my brothers, before it is far too late, before the life of another is soiled and saturated with a shame only furthered through self-loathing.
By the way, lap dances are available at a rate of two for four when a "VIP" wristband is purchased at the entrance of this thread *.
[size=-2]*Purchase of said wristband is only valid with the purchase of a $9 drink at the door[/size]
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Did they leave any teeth in you????
Do you feel an urge to strip (apart from your usual urges)????
Fucking this, doit before it's too late.
Yes you should
If you don't, you will be doomed to transform into something less than man. A were-stripper.
Not even a man of pure heart can tame the savage beast, as you will wake by day in your tortured form, by the light of a full moon you will change. Stripping violently in dark seedy clubs, shaking dat ass for the souls lost to sin. And you too, will feel the urge to bite another.
Forever cursed to walk the earth an abomination--an affront to God himself--in which only by death can you truly be free.
You have till June 15th to take the bitch down. Good luck.
(Dfg) The bite marks were deep, said the unfortunate pedo.
(Dfg) He was taken to ER where doctors declared the stripper to be a were-stripper
(Dfg) it's said that once someone gets bitten by a stripper he will transform into a fully functional stripper in 15 days
(Dfg) there is currently only one way to brake the curse
(Dfg) A) Kill the stripper.
(Dfg)
(GeneralMcBoozer) lol, thats more than one way
(Dfg) Failure to do above will result in dire consquences
(Dfg) *two ways
(Jack Can I do both?
(Dfg) The 19 year victim is currently placed in confinement
(Dfg) it's his 14th day, last night he was asking for tight pants and some poles, said the doctor
(Dfg) The rise of were stripper in USA is rising, currently Obama administration is too busy catching Coupon guys.
(GeneralMcBoozer) lulz
(Dfg) If this trend continues we might see more and more people humping the traffic poles
(Dfg) from totse news network this is Dfg.
wut
It was a draft for an article on this were stripper discovery.
There is nothing to indicate the victim is a pedo.
Well, you can change it to something else. I just wanted to add pedo.
I have not slept for more than minutes at a time during the past few days, constantly being awoken by the fleeting sound of drum and bass, out of bed and following the noise before I am completely aware of my actions.
All the while a stench of Vicotria's Secret Dream Angels Desire grows increasingly stronger and more rank. Blood flows from my nostrils as though on tap, while awareness can only be achieved by simultaneous bumps inhaled from the crook of my finger and nails, which grow substantially.
It has become customary to wake up outside where a tattoo appears at the base of my lower back when in direct contact with the light of the moon or that of a dim bar window display.
What is happening to me...I can't even.
My original thoughts were to contact the beasts handler, making a case to have her put down, yet it has been brought into question as to if I am now the beast?
It has become clearer that this is an action which must be solved on my own accord.
Wish me luck, my brothers, before it is far too late, before the life of another is soiled and saturated with a shame only furthered through self-loathing.
[size=-2]*Purchase of said wristband is only valid with the purchase of a $9 drink at the door[/size]