The way I see it, is we fill a canyon with jell-o, then cut a crevass in it to bungee jump through. Then we have anal sex, in a wrestling fashion, as we bounce!
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It is undeniable. I have been asked out by two guys. I declined but I cant hide the fact that it took some thinking. Haha. (No homo?... Complet and utter faggot.)
ZOMG I havent heard that in forever. I miss Jake. We need to chill with him soon. Man LOL'd hard at that.
You were right next to me and heard so I dont know why I am bothering posting it. All well.
I came home pissed one night and crashed out at a mate's place. His room-mate came stumbling in an hour or so later, and asked if I wanted my cock sucked. :mad:
Should have said yes. Would have felt good and you probably would have gotten away with it for having been drunk.
Everything is to some degree bisexual, or at least so I hold. I can admire the figure & form of the male and see beauty therein but I'm far too into women to be sexually attracted. If, however, I did feel at any time that I wanted to indulge in a whateversexual relationship with a man, object, alien, or what have you, I'd go for it. Personally I just don't feel that inclination.
Besides, the energetic currents of homosexuality aren't really as conducive to my goals.
If it makes it easier you can just refer to me as Rizzo.
In all honesty I was going to call you that a few times but I wasnt sure if you were trying to let go of your zoklet heritage or something with the new name so I just called you by your current one. I will call you Rizzo from hence forth.
Sounds good. Honestly wanna change my name but im not going to bother. Kinda wanted a name that matched my avatar who is humma kavula but jarkof has a story to it as well so I will settle.
I remember one time I was watching porn and I swear this girl was a GIRL at the time. Basically this tranny was sucking dick and playing around with its boobs. The scene skipped an she took off her skirt and IT'S A TRAP. I felt so damn ashamed that I masturbated to a tranny. I learned something that day is to quickly glance through all the scenes before masturbating.
Eventually, everyone thinks gay thoughts once in a while, but the difference between gay people and straight people is that gay people act upon their thoughts. Thus making them gay. You can think about murder, but you're not a murderer unless you act upon your thoughts.
I had a couple gay thoughts, but I choose ignore them.
I remember one time I was watching porn and I swear this girl was a GIRL at the time. Basically this tranny was sucking dick and playing around with its boobs. The scene skipped an she took off her skirt and IT'S A TRAP. I felt so damn ashamed that I masturbated to a tranny. I learned something that day is to quickly glance through all the scenes before masturbating.
Eventually, everyone thinks gay thoughts once in a while, but the difference between gay people and straight people is that gay people act upon their thoughts. Thus making them gay. You can think about murder, but you're not a murderer unless you act upon your thoughts.
I had a couple gay thoughts, but I choose ignore them.
Damn dude. :facepalm: Im sorry thats all I can say.
I'm all for it. Sexual preference is just that. It's like food. I like the #17 Seafood Mi Goreng, but if you eat it every time you go to the noodle place it gets boring. Why not switch it up with the #12 Beef and Blackbean?
Yeah I just noticed that. The tag genie needs to get to some more threads. And yes we have been fagging up this and many other threads for awhile now. JOIN US!!! We have cookies.
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Well if you can find a way to do both at the same time i am in.
ZOMG
It is undeniable. I have been asked out by two guys. I declined but I cant hide the fact that it took some thinking. Haha. (No homo?... Complet and utter faggot.)
Would you like me to braid my pubic hairs with your ass hairs.
Damn! Can I join in on this gayness? No homo
MIDNIGHT meet train. My favorite.
I'll frost your nipples and perm your hair.
ZOMG
You were right next to me and heard so I dont know why I am bothering posting it. All well.
Should have said yes. Would have felt good and you probably would have gotten away with it for having been drunk.
YES! It's hamma time.
Normally yes but when talking about gay butt sex it needs to be referred to as hamma time. Because thats exactly whats going to happen.
It's not? The thread simply states "Thoughts on having sex outside your orientation" that's asking for a little sweet talkin if you ask me.
Besides, the energetic currents of homosexuality aren't really as conducive to my goals.
You know it bro.
In all honesty I was going to call you that a few times but I wasnt sure if you were trying to let go of your zoklet heritage or something with the new name so I just called you by your current one. I will call you Rizzo from hence forth.
Good idea, I think. I get a little rush when i see, "Rizzo in a Box"
It seems fitting that I should one day actually act as a drug to the minds of people.
I remember one time I was watching porn and I swear this girl was a GIRL at the time. Basically this tranny was sucking dick and playing around with its boobs. The scene skipped an she took off her skirt and IT'S A TRAP. I felt so damn ashamed that I masturbated to a tranny. I learned something that day is to quickly glance through all the scenes before masturbating.
Eventually, everyone thinks gay thoughts once in a while, but the difference between gay people and straight people is that gay people act upon their thoughts. Thus making them gay. You can think about murder, but you're not a murderer unless you act upon your thoughts.
I had a couple gay thoughts, but I choose ignore them.
Damn dude. :facepalm: Im sorry thats all I can say.
No worries. At least I'm not gay. AM-I-RITE?
One of us
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Damn dude. I don't know why but I LOL'd extra hard at this one. For real. everyone looked at me like wtf. Haha.
Its gay pride gone wrong.
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