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You know how muslims get 72 virgins in heaven?

Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
What if the muslim is a woman? What does she get?
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    She either gets to be one of those 72 Virgins or she gets some male equivalent. I personally I think she gets pwned in the end.
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  • MegalodonMegalodon Regular
    edited July 2010
    72 virgin men lol
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm wondering, does the Qur'an mention what kind of virgins? Even for men, it could be 72 virgin men, cows, dolphins, or even 72 bottles of extra virgin olive oil.
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  • CaesarCaesar Regular
    edited July 2010
    She gets a damn good thrashing, much like I assume all women get in abrahamic afterlifes.
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  • RolfRolf Regular
    edited July 2010
    Women don't make it to heaven, they make it to Rolf's hall of gold, where their eternity involves being pampered by the brilliance of Baron von Rolf.
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