Rich people are awsome

Dark Kaiser Redux

I've decided that I never want to become poor. Poor people don't have character. I like rich people... no, I LOVE rich people. In fact, I want to be a rich person myself, just so I'm not just jealous.

Yes being a rich person is my dream. Poor people get everything handed to them, like state welfare..

Okay, if a rich person becomes a poor person; then I lol at them. Sucks to be them.

But people who are born into poor families; ugh.

I was born into a poor family. But I'm buying all new stuff and am going to be rich from now on. I've decided that I want to contribute to this world by making people laugh; not rich poor though. Rich people. I want to make RICH people laugh.

So how do I do this? I have to do find a place rich people go to and perform stand up comedy or something. I don't really have any ideas just yet. Suggest some?

FrY

Yeah but do you have food stamps?

Shit is so cas errr stamps.

Helladamnleet

You're buying all new things? Have fun being poor.

Dark Kaiser Redux

bump

FrY

bump? lol.

Dark Kaiser Redux

Bumping pages on the top of the list is win.

HOLY KRAKATOLLY!

yeah, good luck with that. I prefer being middle class and throwing hotdog parties for the naborhood bums. Not just any bums though, bums with mental illnesses and skin conditions.

Wooden Pints

Go to college and get a decent job.

FrY

Wooden Pints wrote: »

Go to college and get a decent job.

Or sell propane?

Feels good man.