Why you gettin all butthurt cause I like mayo? Is it cause you have been conditioned to be repulsed by any white gooey substances due to being locked in a basement and jizzed on by your uncle for 10 years?
Well, you insulted my lovely mayo first. But I do not wish to cause animosity, so let's get this thread back on track.
Sometimes I make a salad of ham, bacon, cheese, and whatever other meats and vegetables I have laying around if I don't have any bread to put it all in between. Topped with mayo.
I fucking love mayo on most things. And pickles. I used to take sandwich meat and wrap shredded cheese in it when I couldnt find something else to eat. Otherwise a brick of cheese a jar of pickles and a raw hot dog. Kept me alive for years.
That thing looks revoltingly good. I still can't bring myself to try it, not yet at least. Favorite morning food has got to be a cheese and sausage (cut up inside) omelet on a slice of buttered toast. Don't know why but I favor omelets on toast for some reason.
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Fuck mayo? It's delicious and goes with everything.
Presenting: 101 Ways to Use Mayo
1. Mayo on ham.
2. Mayo on cheese.
3. Mayo on eggs.
4. Mayo on a plane.
5. Mayo on a train.
6. Mayo to make you go insane.
For the remaining 95 ways to use mayo, please send me $52.
#include <LiquidCrystal.h> LiquidCrystal LCD(12, 11, 5, 4, 3, 2); VOID setup() { LCD.begin(16, 2); char Ketchup = 1; char Mayo = 0; } VOID loop() { IF (Ketchup > Mayo) { LCD.print("Mayberry knows Jack Shit"); } else { LCD.print("Mayberry still knows Jack Shit"); } }Sometimes I make a salad of ham, bacon, cheese, and whatever other meats and vegetables I have laying around if I don't have any bread to put it all in between. Topped with mayo.
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Damn I used to take some bacon hash browns and a bit of eggs and make sandwiches. Damn that was good.
That thing looks revoltingly good. I still can't bring myself to try it, not yet at least. Favorite morning food has got to be a cheese and sausage (cut up inside) omelet on a slice of buttered toast. Don't know why but I favor omelets on toast for some reason.