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Big baby jesus

:thumbsdown:I ran out of things to say. So close to 100 posts too, that is unfortunate.

Mayberry

I will +1 to my post count, and if you reply to this, you'll get +1 as well

Mayberry

I guess so. Do you liek pancakez?

Mayberry

ZOMG LUCKEE!

I had a Nammer salad roll, but now I wish it was wrapped in pancakes instead of rice paper

Mayberry

Asians can make anything out of anything

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_paper

Mayberry

Oh how could I forget, we didn't just make rice paper. We invented fucking paper :thumbsup:

Icee Weiner

Didn't you also invent fireworks?

Mayberry

Don't forget Starcraft and Ping-Pong

We didn't just invent fireworks. We invented fucking gunpowder :thumbsup:

Icee Weiner

Asians make everything cool these days. Plus they're hot:

Mayberry

Eh, hit/miss. It's just that theres so many Asians, theres a larger number of hot ones

Mayberry

Maybe with a paper bag and if I had never seen her face. Seems like a possible butterface.

Mayberry

Oh boy :hai:

Mayberry

Gary Oak

Mayberry

:mad:ijuana wrote: »

Why is does he look sad? Did he miss the ovaries?

Mr. Sperm raced towards the Egg Cell. He looked behind him and saw all the other sperm trying to catch up to him. There was no stopping him now. He knew he would make it first. His cell phone rang. In his confusion, another sperm caught up to him and then swam past him. He watched hopelessly as that sperm's acrosome released enzymes to break down the egg's zona pellucida and they fused together. Once the sperm's tail dropped off, he knew it was over, but refused to accept it. With all his might, he rammed the egg, but the egg's now hardened zona pellucida repelled him. Defeated, he was forced to wander the fallopian tubes until finally, he died.

fanglekai

What a silly and pointless thread. +1

Gary Oak

Mayberry wrote: »

Mr. Sperm raced towards the Egg Cell. He looked behind him and saw all the other sperm trying to catch up to him. There was no stopping him now. He knew he would make it first. His cell phone rang. In his confusion, another sperm caught up to him and then swam past him. He watched hopelessly as that sperm's acrosome released enzymes to break down the egg's zona pellucida and they fused together. Once the sperm's tail dropped off, he knew it was over, but refused to accept it. With all his might, he rammed the egg, but the egg's now hardened zona pellucida repelled him. Defeated, he was forced to wander the fallopian tubes until finally, he died.

:sad:

Big baby jesus

I'll just do 8 in a row, like a wiener (winner? ).

Big baby jesus

or, 7 rather. 5 including this one to go.

Big baby jesus

Big baby jesus

Mayberry

dat cheeting u mus du legitamut kinvurseshen

Edit: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Big baby jesus

Big baby jesus

Mayberry wrote: »

dat cheeting u mus du legitamut kinvurseshen

I don't care about things like that.

Gary Oak

Mayberry

Big baby jesus wrote: »

I don't care about things like that.

Good, now with some legitimate conversation going, let's see your post #1000.

Big baby jesus

Alright for my 1000th post I'll construct a short ode to Totse:

Through thick and thin
the molotovs
will surely ease away the pain

I have no more
implied indifference
to make this go away

Oh follower, sweet wanderer
the darkness in the crowd
please be allowed

to find me where I'm now

Mayberry

Congrats. Welcome to the club.

Big baby jesus

I'm, pleased and honored. Kinda bummed about the no girls thing. No biggie.

Mayberry

Oh no, don't be mistaken. There are no girls inside the club, but we own a harem downtown for the pleasure of our clubmembers

Mayberry

Did you not receive the official handbook and welcome package? Don't tell me you didn't get the official 1k Thong.

We keep harems in every major city, and if you aren't in or near one, we also have a travelling brothel that will visit you on-call

Big baby jesus

I've been described as a "walking brothel" but only in southeast Spryfield. I'm not trying to get shot, ya know?