How real men cut their toenails

Dark Kaiser Redux

I first cut the nail down each side with a fine pair of scizzors; as close and deep as I can. I then use the szizzors to 'lift' the part on each side that's been cut and then grip each one with a small pair of pliars and rip it downwards till it comes off.

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How do you guys do it?

Unknown

Holy shi...

I cut mine normally, with nail clippers.

stres

somebody please take a screencap of patrick bateman getting a manicure :thumbsup:

Panic!

That's disgusting

Mayberry

No, real men don't cut their toenails. That's just fucked.

Unknown

Why do you cut your toenails like that anyway? One of my worst nightmares is having my nails bent backwards or ripped out... Makes me cringe, haha

Unknown

:mad:ijuana wrote: »

The only nail clipper i need:

Your dad's teeth?

ScuD

:mad:ijuana wrote: »

that would be much easier than doing it myself but he would have to be really drunk or asleep for it to happen:p

asleep?

RemadE

I had both my big toenails surgically removed because of ingrown toenails for years. I salute you, OP

Dark Kaiser Redux

Yeah, that's actually the main reason I do it. The sides grow into the flesh and causes problems. Fuck paying to get it done.

bornkiller

I like to grow the big toe nail at a decent size, then cut it as close to the base and in one piece as I can. Then I chew them to the shape I require.
Now I have a draw full of custom made guitar picks.

Unknown

LOL, this thread is great.

You shouldn't start cutting your nails like that if you haven't already, you're gonna get ingrown nails and it's gonna suck.

stres

Fuck putting your feet anywhere near your mouth

bornkiller

stres wrote: »

Fuck putting your feet anywhere near your mouth

Fuck! I reckon:thumbsup: It's best to cut the toe nail off and chew on it. No strain on the neck bending down towards your foot.

jarkof

stres wrote: »

Fuck putting your feet anywhere near your mouth

^This
I take a toe nail clipper and then I cut them. Because I could care less what I do with my feet. If it takes more then 3-5 mins to cut your toenails you need to find new things to do.

RemadE

TADAAA!

Unknown

Holy crap, did you pull that off yourself? Or was it surgically removed or something?

I remember my friend caught his finger between his skateboard wheel and the concrete and it ripped off... Then he got it surgically removed, and it grew back a few months later. Was awesome.

Mayberry

What's the point of toenails? I've never used them.

Unknown

Supposedly they protect the end of your toes, much like your fingernails protect your fingers.

Dark Kaiser Redux

The invention of shoes renders that function obsolete. Pity they grow back or I'd have them removed for sure.

jarkof

I have had 3 nails get ripped off. Hurts like a bitch. No meds just hit them on something and they ripped off all the way down. It was nuts but after about 3 weeks they were half grown again.

AlbinoEthiopian

Holy shit. I could never do that to myself for shits and giggles. I use nail clippers like normal people and cut my nails but just straight across on my toes so i don't get ingrown toe nails. It has not failed me yet, so i will keep just doing that. I don't not want to mutilate my toes at this moment in my life.