I need to Chew my fucking food...

PacoPaco me administrator
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
My corn on the cob atleast, there was so much fucking corn in that shit...

Comments

  • GiomanachGiomanach Regular
    edited July 2010
    It's just the indigestible outer covering of the corn. It's filled with poop, which is why it looks like the corn is whole.

    Don't worry about it.
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2010
    Giomanach wrote: »
    It's just the indigestible outer covering of the corn. It's filled with poop, which is why it looks like the corn is whole.

    Don't worry about it.

    No i really dont chew my corn. I bite and swallow. its a habit.
  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    Why the fuck are you looking at the corn in your shit :facepalm:





    :D
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    man, you know, i cant digest Kiwi fruits properly. It just goes straight through unchanged. Its funny to have green shit actually.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Why the fuck are you looking at the corn in your shit :facepalm:





    :D

    You don't look at your shit before you flush it? :confused:
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    mashlehash wrote: »
    You don't look at your shit before you flush it? :confused:



    I think shes a woman lol. Their kind really are from venus. I take pride in my shit whether it comes out bloody brown leaving my asshole on fire, or whether it was a smooth sailer leaving my body convulsing in orgasmic bliss.
  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    I think shes a woman lol. Their kind really are from venus. I take pride in my shit whether it comes out bloody brown leaving my asshole on fire, or whether it was a smooth sailer leaving my body convulsing in orgasmic bliss.

    O: :facepalm: ...okay that was good. I'll give you that.

    But no, not usually. Unless something goes horribly wrong.
    And when it does, I assure you, you all will be the first to know :p
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    I think shes a woman lol. Their kind really are from venus. I take pride in my shit whether it comes out bloody brown leaving my asshole on fire, or whether it was a smooth sailer leaving my body convulsing in orgasmic bliss.

    Speaking of taking pride in your shit, look at this beast.
    1q0h74.jpg
    I didn't even notice it was so huge because it slid out like nothing. Clean too, i wiped but there was nothing on the paper. :D
  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    thats one greasy turd you got there
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    It sparkles with such beauty. I must have it. :mad:
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2010
    Poop Bump.
  • Tiny_Penis : (Tiny_Penis : ( Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mantikore wrote: »
    thats one greasy turd you got there

    Lulz
  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Quit wasting food and roast that shit.
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