Beef Jerky Diet

fanglekaifanglekai Regular
edited December 2010 in Life

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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    That sucks!!

    I didn't write this, it's copypasta from that guy's blog. But oh well. I actually can't edit the title now. I need a mod to please add Guide to it.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    I only spent $36.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited September 2010
    Sounds expensive.

    Fuck now I have a hankerin for jerky, and deer season's a while away. FUCK YOU!!!
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    Sounds expensive.

    Fuck now I have a hankerin for jerky, and deer season's a while away. FUCK YOU!!!

    $36 for 5 lbs of jerky? That's a pretty good price/lb.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah but it's likely fatty meat. I like the real stuff. Venison > Beef.

    And It's a ridiculous price/lb.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    It's 97% lean. Although I do like elk, buffalo, and venison as well.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited September 2010
    Where the shit do you get all that jerky for that cheap? Make it yourself or what?
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited September 2010
    ANSWER ME FANG. I KNOW YOU'RE ON THE INTRANETS. YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE INTRANETS :mad:
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    Holy shit chill man I sleep sometimes. I check slickdeals.net. There was a deal on Amazon for Jack Links Peppered Beef Jerky. 97% lean. I got 6 of the mega 10 oz bags for $36 shipped. What you do is use the subscribe & save feature, and then cancel that order. I also had a coupon for $20 off $60, so it ended up being cheap as shit.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited September 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Holy shit chill man I sleep sometimes. I check slickdeals.net. There was a deal on Amazon for Jack Links Peppered Beef Jerky. 97% lean. I got 6 of the mega 10 oz bags for $36 shipped. What you do is use the subscribe & save feature, and then cancel that order. I also had a coupon for $20 off $60, so it ended up being cheap as shit.

    YOU CHILL, MOTHER FUCKER.:angry:

    Also, because of you I had to buy a big bag of beef jerky after I got off work. yum yum. Just regular stuff. But I LOVE the Jack Links KCmasterpiece one. I would live off that shit if I could. I think we need to replace MREs with KcMasterpiece beef jerky, cocaine, and blow up dolls.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    acid_drop wrote: »
    YOU CHILL, MOTHER FUCKER.:angry:

    Also, because of you I had to buy a big bag of beef jerky after I got off work. yum yum. Just regular stuff. But I LOVE the Jack Links KCmasterpiece one. I would live off that shit if I could. I think we need to replace MREs with KcMasterpiece beef jerky, cocaine, and blow up dolls.

    lol I'd be tempted to join the service for those MREs. Man I ate too much of this jerky. I ate a whole 10 oz bag in a day. Such a bad idea :(
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited September 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    lol I'd be tempted to join the service for those MREs. Man I ate too much of this jerky. I ate a whole 10 oz bag in a day. Such a bad idea :(

    That's what I can't purchase large quantities of beef jerky, shit would be all gone in an hour. It didn't take me long to devour this 6.5oz bag.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    It's so much salt, though. 250% of the DRI.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited September 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    It's so much salt, though. 250% of the DRI.

    I'll survive. I eat very very little sodium as it is. I don't like salty anything, will not use a salt shaker, and prefer fresh food over any other.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't use much salt either. I've had to drink lots of water, though, cause eating the whole bag all at once is a bad idea.
  • vOmitreevOmitree Acolyte
    edited September 2010
    1. Befriend a native.
    2. Ask for homemade jerky (Its actually pretty easy to make yourself, pretty much just involves smoking whatever meat you prefer, probably some other steps too)
    3. ????
    4. Lose weight : D
  • edited September 2010
    How about a biltong diet?
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    If I had the money I'd do this. I love beef Jerkey. Actually I love any Jerkey when i went to New Orleans they had all kinds of Jerky Alligator emu bison it was awesome.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    plz add guide prefix and add to cms :o
  • edited December 2010
    Right here Fangly, just working rough hours lately. I will add the Guide heading, but I'm not sure about how to publish to cms, or if it is appropriate to do so with "copypasta". I would prefer that "diet" oriented threads go in Reinvent Yourself, but it has been getting good traffic and nobody has raised an issue, so it stays. Perhaps a couple of recipes for home made beef Jerky would make it a better thread, hmmm?
    C/O
    "Kitchen make brain hurrrrrt, time to have a few and unload in B&M"
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    I've never tried making beef jerky :( and I don't mind if you move it to Reinvent yourself. I posted it cause it sounded tasty and interesting.
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