Stories of poop

DirtySanchez

In this thread share your story's of shits that were of truly epic proportions. Pics are encouraged as well. One time I went 5 days without shitting and I remember when I shat the pain was unbearable and I actually tore my ass and bled a little from it's size.

Mayberry

Escholar. Oh how I despise thee.

So I ate escholar for dinner one night. It's a fish with a high oil content. The entire next day, I was shitting the foulest smelling oil from my ass. It was almost impossible to clean, and got everywhere. No regular shit came out. Just oil spraying out like a pressure washer.

Katzenklavier

I had a fluoroscopy done and they gave me barium sulfide to drink. I had to drink about 3 cups (~10lbs) of this stuff. After that I took a shit and it was so heavy it wouldn't flush.

DirtySanchez

Mayberry wrote: »

Escholar. Oh how I despise thee.

So I ate escholar for dinner one night. It's a fish with a high oil content. The entire next day, I was shitting the foulest smelling oil from my ass. It was almost impossible to clean, and got everywhere. No regular shit came out. Just oil spraying out like a pressure washer.

Reminds me of this. It wasnt originally from craigslist but I cant remember where it came from.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

Katzenklavier

Stories of poop. :mad:

DirtySanchez

Katzenklavier wrote: »

Stories of poop. :mad:

I fixed it. I never realized my grammar was this bad until recently:facepalm:

Katzenklavier

Mhm. It was quite odd taking a ten lb shit. I didn't even need to try, just fell out.

Since a kurich is .8kg, that translates to 5.66990462 kiruchs!

HTS-Noob

I shit yellow a bit after I got a highlighter stuck in my ass.

True story.