How to make a BOMB

fanglekaifanglekai Regular
edited January 2011 in Man Cave

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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    Should I wear tighty whities to protect myself?
  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited December 2010
    needs moar AP


    OK REAL BOMB< DONT LISTEN TO THAT BULLSHIT FROM THE OP!!!! NO TACO BELL BULL SHIT HERE BUDDY

    **WARNING, THESE PROCEDURES ARE NOT ACCURATE BUT THEY WILL PRODUCE SMALL AMOUNTS OF A VERY SENSITIVE EXPLOSIVE, DO NOT EAT**

    1. take H202 (hydrogen peroxide, more concentrated = better, but the 2% shit works too)

    2. ACETONE (buy this shit from home depot as paint remover)

    3. CATALYST (sulfuric or hydrochloric acid, look at toilet cleaning fluids at home depot also I heard some pool chemicals have this shit but i don't know. just fucking get some dude, google that shit)

    OK ONCE YOU HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOLLOW THIS DIRECTIONS:

    1. mix that shit up, put in the hydrogen peroxide and acetone first, in a 1:1 mixture about the size of a mason jar.

    2. add the catalyst, not very much, if you used a mason jar then maybe add like 1/4 cup or something. just use your gut.

    3. cover the top of the mason jar with a saran wrap or plastic or something, don't use metal or a screw on lid because it is bad, if you are actually doing this then you probably don't give a fuck, so do whatever the hell you want i know that's how you roll.

    4. leave it in the fridge for like a week

    5. look at the bottom of the jar throughout the week, when you see a white PRECIPITATE then you know that magic is happening. chemicals reactions are happening, and when there is enough of the white shit, go to next step.

    6. so you need to filter the white shit (AP) out. use like some kind of filter, like a coffee filter but that might suck because its also white. maybe use an old t-shirt, dark colored. that's what i used, and it worked pretty well except some of the AP stuck to it. it was ok though.

    7. so now you poured out all the liquid because it was trash.

    8. the wet white powder is AP, and now just let it dry, and you want to use it soon after it dries. jst because you put all this work into it. so take a pea sized amount, (maybe half that) and hit it with a hammer. it will detonate with force. I like to make nickel bombs, what you do is put a bit of AP between two nickels, (obviously be careful) and tape around the edges, so it is not putting on too much pressure on the AP. then toss it in the air, when it hits the ground it blows up. or you could use it in a blasting cap for a more powerful explosive in whatever fucked up terrorist shit you are planning. (DFG)

    9. now you understand AP, thank you for visiting totse, please never attempt this procedure.
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    Fanglekai gives off the vibe of a smarmy kid deserving of a smack in the mouth.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Negrophobe wrote: »
    Fanglekai gives off the vibe of a smarmy kid deserving of a smack in the mouth.

    Suck my dong:o
  • edited December 2010
    I made a fucking huge bomb this morning, stunk so bad. (It was a stink bomb BTW)
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    lawl omg BI-style bombs!!!!
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    You figured it out :o
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    ITT: Hormonal teenagers (besides me, I'm only 12).
  • edited December 2010
    I made a whoremoan last night
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    anyone made a bomb (BI-style) recently?
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    No but I'm going to rape your mother (BI-style).
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    i didnt know u were into necrophilia :o
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh yeah, I have my pick of the lot. Dead girls are also a eugenic improvement over live ones, they are less cold, better looking, more entertaining and more intelligent. Why wouldn't I be into necrophilia?
  • The NegotiatorThe Negotiator Regular
    edited January 2011
    ^^

    Yeah, and they know how to keep their fucking mouths shut.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited January 2011
    No BJ's I suppose. :o
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited January 2011
    No BJ's I suppose. :o

    Most women can't give a decent handjob or a blowjob for shit anyway. People take porn way too seriously. Unless it's pussy torture and titty torture it's not good porn.
  • abrnabrn Abrn
    edited January 2011
    idiotic spam thread posted by the spurious generalities knitting circle in a specialty forum. mods?o wait these fuckin idiots ARE mods....
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited January 2011
    So you're saying overeating and taking huge shits (making BOMBS) is NOT a bad idea? Really?
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited January 2011
    holy shit was i trolled hard. drinking 2 liters of mountain dew and then eating 3 volcano tacos is a bad idea. well played sir
  • abrnabrn Abrn
    edited January 2011
    just commenting on your pitiful contribution to the health of this forum
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited January 2011
    lol thx for your contributions of excellent content :facepalm:
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited January 2011
    abrn wrote: »
    just commenting on your pitiful contribution to the health of this forum

    a thread like this once in a while doesnt do anything for new members, sure, but i guess it loosens up the community
  • The NegotiatorThe Negotiator Regular
    edited January 2011
    Mantikore wrote: »
    a thread like this once in a while doesnt do anything for new members, sure, but i guess it loosens up the community

    That reminds me of another good thing about dead chicks, they slow rate of decomosition in a morgue allows them to loosen up, without going black and rotten.
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