If She's Cheer Captain and Taylor Swift is on the Bleachers Where Are You?

fanglekai

I'm under them, sniffing her cunt. Discuss.

Mayberry

I'm the cunt you're sniffing.

fanglekai

No it's taylor swift's cunt. Yours smells like week old wontons. Don't be a failface.

Mayberry

Speaking of failface, where is failface? Having buttsecks with Chester or something?

fanglekai

I have no idea. I haven't seen him around. He's not on the bleachers or the field.

Mayberry

Eh, it's a typical Tuesday night.
He's listening to music we don't like.

fanglekai

Oh god I hope it's not SheDaisy :facepalm:

Mayberry

Dixie Chicks?

fanglekai

fuck

Hammer Tank

im in the dugout smokin a blunt