Lady Gaga Grammar Fail

fanglekai

Chester, take note:
"You and me could write a bad romance"
plz fix

Mayberry

I guess we have to assume that writing a bad romance involves writing it with bad grammar.

fanglekai

thas part of it, but she cud at least not leed kids asstray

Mayberry

She's rich, so she's not embarASSED by her mistake.

fanglekai

o well does she get some from alejandro at least?

Mayberry

Only if she can read his poker face.

fanglekai

i think she wont stop until he loves her

Mayberry

He can call all he wants, but there's no one home, and he's not gonna reach her telephone

fanglekai

shit, guess he shoulda called and made plans if he knew she was free

Mayberry

Yeh, get some boys boys boys to buy her drinks in bars.

fanglekai

maybe they should just dance