Disclaimer

edited December 2010 in Help and Suggestions
Just before we go ahead with these interesting new threads, are you absolutely CERTAIN that our disclaimer is up to date, factual and covers our ass in every single way possible?

/pussy

Comments

  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    I sure hope it's good.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    Hmm, good point. SOMEONE HIRE A LAWYER!
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't fear the law:angry:
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    When the department of homeland security tries to take the site down you'll care.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    When the department of homeland security tries to take the site down you'll care.

    This is true.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    lol we're hosted in canada in some impenetrable ice fortress guarded by a bunch of raw seal eating men in parkas. nobody mess wit those gzzzzz
  • edited December 2010
    So, are we covered?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    So, are we covered?

    Doubtful. If shit is considered "terrorist" in nature it'll be removed. There is no free speech when it comes to terrorism. Did you see the shitstorm surrounding the al qaeda magazine??

    The disclaimer really won't do shit if someone presses charges. We could do one of those things that porn sites do: "If you are under 18 years old or not of legal viewing age in your country, leave this site immediately. Click here to enter or here to leave"

    But no matter what, we'd probably be fucked if someone took action. Plus, the first amendment doesn't apply in canada. We need a canadian disclaimer too.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    ^ if things get hot we can remove the information and leak it Wikileaks style :).
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah, but anymore they just take sites down, say it's due to terrorism, and that's the end of it.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeh we definitely need a Canadian disclaimer. We have freedom of expression up to a certain extent. Talking about fringe subjects is fine, but if we start propagating it, we may run into problems.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    Compile a huge disclaimer. I don't care if you borrow it from torrent websites or from terrorist websites. Just get the info here and we will make a fucking huge disclaimer that will be the daddy of all disclaimers.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited December 2010
    Just put up 1 simple sentence "This site is for informational purposes ONLY, so we take no responsibility if you hurt yourself or ANYONE else."
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited December 2010
    Lets just find all the disclaimers we can and copy and paste them all on to one big page. If something happens it will bound to be covered.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    Just put up 1 simple sentence "This site is for informational purposes ONLY, so we take no responsibility if you hurt yourself or ANYONE else."

    That won't cover us for everything.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    A single sentence is fail, and multiple disclaimers might conflict. We need one like the one I wrote a month ago:

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