I'm not introducing you to my mum.

BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
edited January 2011 in Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vou4MczAFDI&feature=related
[Video Embedded is Disabled] Song is pretty true though :(

I was basically talking dirty to my friend's sister who's about to turn 18 and she was kind of down to maybe suck my dick. She had a history though about sucking other people's dick and occasionally eating girls out. She claims that she's a "virgin" and "gives good head." She likes to go to raves and when intoxicated with alcohol give bj's. Fuck I almost did it, but I realize that her life is a wreck. It's tempting, but fuck to be honest I didn't want to catch anything.

I was seriously down to fuck her and all, but my conscious or my pride issues got in the way. :mad:

Also I totally won't introduce this chick to my mumz.

Comments

  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited December 2010
    mayb her mom puts out too, could have been a double whammy bro!
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited December 2010
    Whats wrong with fucking around with a girl you cant introduce to mom? Those are the ones you can dip it and quit it. Its the bangin ones you wanna bring home to mother.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited December 2010
    I would, but honestly I don't want to build an attachment to her.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    I would, but honestly I don't want to build an attachment to her.

    Do as men do.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vou4MczAFDI&feature=related
    [Video Embedded is Disabled] Song is pretty true though :(

    I was basically talking dirty to my friend's sister who's about to turn 18 and she was kind of down to maybe suck my dick. She had a history though about sucking other people's dick and occasionally eating girls out. She claims that she's a "virgin" and "gives good head." She likes to go to raves and when intoxicated with alcohol give bj's. Fuck I almost did it, but I realize that her life is a wreck. It's tempting, but fuck to be honest I didn't want to catch anything.

    I was seriously down to fuck her and all, but my conscious or my pride issues got in the way. :mad:

    Also I totally won't introduce this chick to my mumz.

    First off, it's CONSCIENCE. Fuck.

    Let's look at the other bolded text:
    your friend's sister = win
    about to turn 18 = win
    history of sucking dick and eating pussy = win
    gets drunk and sucks dick = win
    her life is a wreck = win

    Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? She's 18. She's out and about having fun. She's never had vaginal sex? That's a possibility, and if true you might be the first guy to fuck her.

    Your criteria for getting your dick sucked is that the girl has to be stable and the kind of girl you could bring home to your mom? What the fuck? The girls you get with for fun are not the ones you date long term or bring home. You fuck them and that's it.

    My advice:
    Do not pass up this golden opportunity to have fun with a hot, almost 18 year old girl. You will never get this chance again. If she's into you, go for it. You might even get her to calm the fuck down some if you see her for a while. Even if you only have a bit of fun with her, you're still both having fun. She likes giving head, and you like getting it. It's fun, and you should do it. If you're worried about STIs, wear a condom.

    I'll tell you that pretty much every girl will go around and suck dick and get fucked a lot (unless they're ugly). Some will do it a lot more than others. Get over it.

    Figure out what you want, and then go for it. If you only want a bit of fun with her, do it and do not look back. You will not regret getting your dick sucked. That you had to ask totse whether or not you should let a girl suck your dick should make you question your own sexuality.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited December 2010
    I remember this girl I almost got with. We were in high school, she seemed like she loved me a lot. I pretty much got to second base with her, but to be honest she was just too damn crazy. I thought I could handle, but couldn't. It was fucking weird, she wanted me to treat her like my wife. She was fucking nutso and yet I kinda digged it for a while, but it got ridiculous and broke her off. She knew how to make out though, but ever since I broke her off. She started to follow me home, waited for me after my classes, and somehow got my number. It may seem fun at first, but it got ridiculous. I guess this traumatized me a lot.

    After this experience, I learned not to play with a girls heart regardless of how kinky she is.

    Bitches be crazy.

    It started off as a 'making out thing' and I thought I would get some, but fuck I got scared for my life. :(:o

    Song totally related.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Get pussy. That's all you need to remember in life. When you're 80 (if you live that long) you'll look back and wish like fuck you had gotten your dick sucked by some hot 17 year old virgin.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited December 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    First off, it's CONSCIENCE. Fuck.

    Let's look at the other bolded text:
    your friend's sister = win
    about to turn 18 = win
    history of sucking dick and eating pussy = win
    gets drunk and sucks dick = win
    her life is a wreck = win

    Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? She's 18. She's out and about having fun. She's never had vaginal sex? That's a possibility, and if true you might be the first guy to fuck her.

    Your criteria for getting your dick sucked is that the girl has to be stable and the kind of girl you could bring home to your mom? What the fuck? The girls you get with for fun are not the ones you date long term or bring home. You fuck them and that's it.

    My advice:
    Do not pass up this golden opportunity to have fun with a hot, almost 18 year old girl. You will never get this chance again. If she's into you, go for it. You might even get her to calm the fuck down some if you see her for a while. Even if you only have a bit of fun with her, you're still both having fun. She likes giving head, and you like getting it. It's fun, and you should do it. If you're worried about STIs, wear a condom.

    I'll tell you that pretty much every girl will go around and suck dick and get fucked a lot (unless they're ugly). Some will do it a lot more than others. Get over it.

    Figure out what you want, and then go for it. If you only want a bit of fun with her, do it and do not look back. You will not regret getting your dick sucked. That you had to ask totse whether or not you should let a girl suck your dick should make you question your own sexuality.

    Yeah you're right. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I just have a bad feeling that she might built an emotional attachment for me. She did tell me about her ex's and it didn't end well.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Not your problem. She might be a decent girl if she calmed the fuck down and quit partying so much. Maybe all she needs is a boyfriend. Who knows. All I know is if you can get some action, do it.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited December 2010
    Damn, it's this indecisiveness that's still causes me to be a virgin. This happened a while back with another girl (my prom date) who was totally down to fuck, but I chickened out.

    I feel that religion has a part in it as well.

    I try to be a Christian, but fuck I kind of have an addiction for porn. It's really starting to get to my head. :confused:
  • edited December 2010
    Damn, it's this indecisiveness that's still causes me to be a virgin

    Sounds like you're just backing out at the last chance - possibly because you're a virgin and you're worried about it?

    Just tap it dude.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Damn, it's this indecisiveness that's still causes me to be a virgin. This happened a while back with another girl (my prom date) who was totally down to fuck, but I chickened out.

    I feel that religion has a part in it as well.

    I try to be a Christian, but fuck I kind of have an addiction for porn. It's really starting to get to my head. :confused:
    I facepalmed. Literally.

    Get over religion. It's a waste of your time. You're afraid to do shit because of your inane beliefs. Get over your religious hangups and enjoy sex.

    You should have fucked your prom date. She probably felt ugly, undesirable and insulted that you wouldn't fuck her. Girls EXPECT to get laid on prom night. This girl wants some action. Do it. Girls like sex too, you know.

    Stop thinking and you'll end your problems.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited December 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Stop thinking and you'll end your problems.

    This. It's all a mindset.
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't let your conscious stop you from getting booty dude. If your first instinct was to fuck her then just go through with it and see where it goes.

    You're a fucking moron.
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited December 2010
    The only advice I can offer in this situation is do not shit on your own doorstep - at least while its going to be a big pile of shit.

    However, I remember one thick headed bitch who would blow anyone for free. She would just do it - you asked, shew would blow you.

    I asked her if she spat or swallowed. She looked at me funny and said

    'spit of course, I do not want to get pregnant'

    I asked how this would happen and she reasoned that as any liquid she drinks she pees out, she would pee out jism which would end up in her vagina and get her pregnant.

    I did try to reason with her for five minutes or so, but gave up in the end.

    Women can be fucking stupid.

    A friend was running a charity thing. One of the volunteers phoned saying she could not attend as she had a really sore throat. She reasoned this was because she had been for a smear that day and the doctor or nurse takning it had scraped too high.

    SERIOUSLY. Can women actually be that stupid? What do they think is there? Some fucking streight plastic tube connecting their mouth to their pussy and arse that things just fall down without the intervention of acids, enzymes, bacteria, bile, heat and motion?

    If she is a woman such as the above, do not bother. Stay away from her, for all that you would be doing would be populating the world with stupid.

    No good can come of breeding with such a woman. No good at all.
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    Women will believe any shit that's told them. It's no coincidence that women are more prone to liberalism, religion and to believe in astrology.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited January 2011
    *Update*

    The loneliness and my sexual desires got to me. So I ended up talking to her about sex. I awkwardly brought it up though. She's willing to talk about sex, but she keeps saying "I only do it to my friends or while I'm drunk." She then mentions her ex and how she has feelings for him. As me being a passive guy, I told her to try to patch things up and what not. It was weird. I don't think she's interested in me at all or at least anymore. I told her if you're interested hit me up. I gave her my #, she said alright I'll call you sometime, but I don't think it'll ever happen because she's not interested in me.

    >Girl talks about sex
    >she wants to fuck
    (I think deluded myself with that thought process :o)

    I hate me and my wishful thinking. Oh well I regret nothing. lol :o
  • edited January 2011
    You'll regret this forever if you pass it down
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited January 2011
    ^ I tried, but I miserably failed at it. :o:(

    In retrospect, I regret nothing though.

    Now that my thought is out of my head, I feel more content now. lol
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited January 2011
    *update*

    but she keeps saying "i only do it to my friends or while i'm drunk."

    GET HER DRUNk
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited January 2011
    GET HER DRUNk

    She's really not interested. :(
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited January 2011
    Sounds like she's interested in any dick dude...Your self-confidence is the problem, make a move!
  • i<3Shroomsi<3Shrooms Acolyte
    edited January 2011
    She's really not interested. :(
    Sounds that way...but probably only because you played it cool 'n uninterested 'n all... go to a party and find a hotter chick.

    Problem solved :)
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited January 2011
    Ehh, I just don't care about her, because I thought of her in a lust kind of way. I want a girl that actually likes me for who I am and not just for physical attributes. I'm just longing for a relationship that means something to me.
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